John Fitzgerald

@marshmellomusic My 7 year old is a huge fan (so am I now). He just got his first mixing board. He refuses to watch tutorials. Did you watch tutorials to learn?

Back in May I tweeted (without replacing characters) "$uck it @WatchMarquee I hate Comcast but I hope they squeeze you to d&@7h. Deals like this ruin baseball" Twitter called that harassment. I guess I could have been nicer but the @cubs kind of deserve it.

Oh, @intuit how I hate all of your products that make me restart my whole computer for your updates...

If you use @Quickbooks and want to import into @turbotax you're in for hell this year. Yet another feature that's broken over the years. And technical support is MIA on the last day to file a business return.

@judgegonzalez Your profile has a header titled Fairness. Then the description and your actions are about anything except being fair. judgegonzalez.com/about-judge-go…

@KCIAirport flight at 8. Getting the bum's rush from the bar at 630. #feelingunwelcome

@RepShimkus Can't wait to see how weak when we access your browsing history

@RepShimkus Selling out my privacy got you $105k. I can't wait to see what you're hiding. And we know you are hiding things.

@RepHultgren I can't wait to see what you're hiding in your browsing history

@RepLaHood I can't wait to find out what secrets are hiding in YOUR browsing data. I hope you're ready

@RodneyDavis I can't wait to hear about your secrets when your ISP sells all of your data. You know what you're hiding and we will too

@RepBost I hope when they sell your internet data they find all of the secrets you've been hiding. We know there are some...

Latest buzz for Bar Chicago: sch.mp/0duEon - RT @PizzeriaSerio We are the only Chicago bar pouring the @Schlafly Mexican Chocol...

I'm embarrassed to be a Chicagoan. #chitownrising more like #chitownfailing

Still on track for BIG SNOW in #Chicago. ift.tt/2hfXhjF

Today is International #SurvivorsofSuicide Loss Day. You're not alone. We wish you ❤️ & ✌️on your path to healing. nostigmas.org/peer-group

@uber here's one of yours right before he ran red light and after creating his own lane

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@ByTimGraham = douche sportsmockery.com/2015/11/tim-gr…

@tidal “new school f*cking plutocrats” mashable.com/2015/04/13/mum…