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localhuman
@localhuman
local of the human variety that writes things on the internet and makes things in the world moving to @locallhuman.bsky.social https://t.co/s8xQhJJa9r
minneapolis, duh Katılım Kasım 2008
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The refineries are out of oil, the gas stations are out of gas and the banks are out of money, but not us! We'll be handing out free barrels of oil at Warehouse District Live tonight. Get in line soon because the crowd is already growing!
Patrick De Haan@GasBuddyGuy
Another automaker warning on motor oil availability earlier due to base oils availability… allowing substitutions, credit to @CostaKapo
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@SquarespaceHelp I've already started a ticket and nobody responded. They are not my DNS settings, your Nameservers are pointing to porn.
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Yo- all this free parking! Operation Uptown! You do love to hear that
Union@yumtapwater
#FreeParkingFriday Uptown is BACK
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@brittrobson i'd bet a large amount of money the nba will never call a 6th foul on wemby in the playoffs because they've had about 5 chances already to and haven't
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@taylr Also, these are a nightmare for anyone in a wheelchair or eyesight impairment using sidewalks.
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@taylr I wonder if the penalty for a car hitting these is the same as if a car hits a person which is usually just like nothing
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@yumtapwater maybe the WDL whacky wavy inflatable arm guy retired to the suburbs of Longfellow
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Sometimes showing up works!
Wedge LIVE!™@WedgeLIVE
Want me to blow your mind? The Minneapolis Charter Commission abruptly changed course on a proposal to eliminate public hearings for certain mayoral appointments - because they received a universally negative reaction to the proposal via testimony at a public hearing.
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@soupformy_fam @NortonMpls I'm going to store all the cars I jack in Uptown during free parking hours.
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@NortonMpls I'll be parking my car there on Thursday night after enforcement hours end and taking the bus home. I'll come back and pick it up on Saturday morning at 8 when enforcement begins again.
I won't be visiting any Uptown establishments, I'm just taking up a free parking space.
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I'm Minneapolitan before I'm Minnesotan
Rudy FunkMeyer@rudyfunkmeyer
I’m Minnesotan before i’m American.
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