Tushar Chawla

Just as you travel so that you can miss your home, you socialize so that you can miss your self.

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@oldschoolmonk @RetardedHurt Iska har saal ka hai purane tweet khangalo

" We are rich, we drive a BMW, but we still eat roadside bhandara poori sabji. Appreciate us bro, we are so down to earth.”

@oldschoolmonk @The_Sleigher Repeat offender

If you lack direction in life, just be a homie. Give the service worker a thoughtful review. Tell someone you see greatness in them. Commit to being a supplier of good feelings Plant little seeds of inspiration that can sprout into dozens of changed lives. Completely free to be generous with your genuineness and doesn't require you to be anyone other than yourself Sets you up for two potential outcomes. It either leads you to your purpose or it simply turns into your purpose itself. Actually impossible to lose

Sheikh Mujibur Rahman in 1971:

Indian twitter RW has no taste for persuasion, it’s just relentless randi rona. People of Sahiba’s ilk haven’t thought deeply about these issues, and there is no RW effort to make them understand their POV, just attempts to shame and cancel which rarely convinces anyone.

Indians don't realise how lucky they are to have Pakistan as their enemy.

when you think about it, it's wild that X people know how to read this in the correct order

As another man who once worked with me declares himself saddened by my beliefs on gender and sex, I thought it might be useful to compile a list for handy reference. Which of the following do you imagine makes actors and directors who aren’t involved with the HBO reboot of Harry Potter so miserable? Is it my belief that women and girls should have their own public changing rooms and bathrooms? That women should retain female-only rape crisis centres? That men don’t belong in women’s sport? That female prisoners shouldn’t be incarcerated with violent men and male sex offenders? That women should remain a protected class in law, because they have sex-specific needs and issues? That language should reflect reality rather than ideological jargon, especially in a medical context? That women shouldn’t be harassed, persecuted or fired for refusing to pretend humans can change sex? That women should not be threatened with violence and rape when they assert their rights? That freedom of speech and belief are essential to a pluralistic democratic society? That troubled minors, especially those who are gay, autistic and trauma-experienced, should be given mental health support instead of irreversible surgeries and drug treatments on non-existent evidence of benefit? That gay people shouldn’t be pressured to include the opposite sex in their dating pools, nor should they be smeared as ‘genital fetishists’ when they don’t? That cross-dressing heterosexual male fetishists aren’t actually oppressed, but having the time of their lives piggybacking off gender identity ideology? That said ideology, and the privileged, blinkered fools pushing it because they suffer zero consequences themselves, have done more damage to the political left’s credibility than Trump and Farage could have achieved in a century? Let me have your thoughts.

@Lochness4000 Abolish the climate change department, abolish aboriginal affairs and make it based on need, cut and cap the NDIS, tax gas properly, pay down debt to reduce interest expenses

Mark my words & save this tweet - long after Modi Govt is a distant memory either J&K won't be part of India or Art 370 will still exist 2/n

So Gen Z, let me introduce you to a character called Anna Hazare

Out of all the UPA era tweets that have been dug up, I think this one is the biggest gem

You might see the government is suddenly obsessed with getting a gas pipe into your kitchen (PNG) instead of just delivering a cylinder (LPG). It actually comes down to a massive math problem we are trying to solve. Most people think gas is just gas but they’re actually totally different chemicals. LPG is the stuff in the red cylinders (propane & butane) and is basically a scrap product. When we refine crude oil to make petrol and diesel, we only get a tiny sliver of LPG (about 3%). Even though India has world-class refineries, we just can’t squeeze enough LPG out of a barrel of oil to feed 33 crore households. This forces us to import a staggering 60% of our LPG, mostly from the Middle East. If a war breaks out or a shipping lane like the Strait of Hormuz gets blocked, those cylinders stop showing up at your door as usual. Natural Gas (which is then sent as PNG), on the other hand, is a primary fuel (mostly methane). We actually have plenty of it sitting in our own ground in India. While we still import some, we aren't nearly as dependent on the Middle East for it as we are for LPG. By moving city folks onto pipelines, the government is essentially freeing up the limited supply of cylinders for rural villages where you can't easily dig pipes. It’s a huge logistical reshuffle to make sure a crisis in West Asia doesn't leave the masses unable to cook. There's also another angle here. Countries like the US and Qatar don't even need refineries to get LPG, they just suck it straight out of massive "wet" gas wells. India doesn't have those specific types of wells. So, for us to keep using LPG, we have to keep buying expensive crude oil and hoping the 3% we get as a by-product is enough. Over the long term, in hindsight, it was a losing game. Indian bureaucracy should have envisaged this and prepared in advance, esp. when Ujjwala Scheme more than doubled the number of LPG connections to ~32cr. That was a strategic mistake. Switching to PNG is basically India’s way of saying that let's stop relying on a byproduct that we lack domestically and start using the methane (natural gas) we actually produce at home. It’s safer, it’s underground (so it's harder to disrupt during a war), and it keeps the supply chain running even when global oil prices go crazy. For an average person, it’s the difference between waiting for a truck that might not come and having a tap that never runs dry.

India's Demonetisation scores first goal in Pakistan Javed Khanani Fake currencyMafia & operator for Dawood & Lashkar died committed suicide

The aboriginal translator

As its international break, I have to remind you that this goal from Giroud does not get spoken about enough.

faye d'souza is our generation's whatsapp forward equivalent

Your obsession with Sanghis is fascinating and quite laughable at this point. It's like you're thinking about them 24x7 without any real need to make a change within your own society and are only feeding your so-called liberal pride through conformation bias. Enjoy your delusional world where Sanghis and Mullahs are the same and you're the one with all the answers to this worldw problems.

@Gypsy_heart8 @omarali50 @akkhan81 Indic has absorbed Persian. Almost all of India’s culture has some level of persianate cultural mix to it, but that doesn’t make it Persian; it’s still Indian. Indian in the way neither sanghis nor pakistanis will ever admit to.

That’s my point. When hardly any Pakistani can name a Persian poet, artist, song, movie of the last 500 years from outside the subcontinent but most can name thousands of Indian artists, songs, etc. then our organic culture is Indic, and Persian was merely a foreign imposition.