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My path to #infosec -Start CompSci degree -Realise degree is crap (who needs to learn Pascal?) -Start technical college course -Become kitchen hand (great way to learn to cook for yourself) -Discover linux -Discover linux kernal hacking -Discover 'hacking', ahh packetstorm :)

@gandibar why has my email hosting fee doubled and more expensive for the UK than other countries?

@jayrayner1 *stands up, rubbing thighs* Right, I suspect you have a long drive ahead dont you, dont want to be keeping you or anything...no, no, we killed that bottle, none left I'm afraid...Cup of tea? Well, yes, I guess I can make one.

Another go. Not exactly leaving. More standing in a corner looking at my watch and trying to decide if it’s time to go. Meanwhile I’m over at the other place as jayrayner1.bsky.social

@cybergibbons Did you break it in half before you cooked it as well?

@safesecs Does that make it fly sideways?

No window blind, no problem. #HackThePlanet #HackThePlane

@GlennPegden I mean, we did all have to sign the NDA and are not allowed to speak of Peter and what happened to him, he's definitely not still down as collateral for the line we had at the casino, no, def not

For me this is a highlight of @dcstickerswap this year, can’t explain it

@EleanorMorton But what is Craig’s Irish heritage? The people have a right to know! 🤣

I feel like most people follow me because of Craig which should be a warning that I go mad over this stuff, so don't blame me

No Guillermo don't do an American 'Ireland is Scotland' you're better than that and not American

For the love of god @JustEatUK quit it with the ghost notifications, I have everything turned off and I still get spammed with nothing.

@0xTib3rius I use a photo album that has those peel back sticky pages

Who else uses a trading card album to store their excess #DEFCON stickers? 👀

@MisterABK The Family Ness, Supergran

Bring back banger theme tunes that summarise the premise of the show. (Thank you Slow Horses.)

@GlennPegden @defcon noooooooooooooo @safesecs guess I am not leet enough, do I need to crash 1507 servers in one day? Or crack the IRS Dbase? *humph*

@GlennPegden @defcon Yeah, that party is in the pool, on the roof

@British_Airways Didn’t work for me, tried several times so something much be broken

@lordtweek Hi, you can use your email on the IOS app. There is only one system.Stuart

@British_Airways why is my email ok for web sign in but the mobile app requires the membership number? Are there two auth systems?

you know its the week before Defcon when your timeline is full of stickers

@TomTom unsubscribing from your spam shouldnt also prevent me from getting critical updates

@safesecs Really? Brad Pitt is where you went and not Tangerine and Lemon?? Find out who is the Diesel?!?!

Ear is still not perfect but I feel better in myself today. Did some outdoors, saw some things, nearly ended up living in the woods, didn’t. 🎉 Pics: Bullet train (sans Brad Pitt 🤷‍♀️) wist. Surprise Moomin Cafe. Mildly terrifying bridge wist. Random hiker who I met twice wist.

@dcstickerswap This was fucking epic

We’ll have another sticker wall in one of the main areas if you want to show yours off.

This is 100% correct. Leave stickers on any horizontal surface you want, but if the LVCC staff see you stick one there will be no mercy and the defcon organizers can’t help you. #FAFO

@safesecs You're in Japan, surely it has to be the viral matcha green horrendous thing.

Ooooft. Party for one in my hotel room for the next few days. Doctor also recommended yogurt (insides are gonna be wrecked), and ice cream (can’t chew without all the pain) - so it’s not all bad. Send ice cream preferences please!