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When you pay £236 to see @asvpxrocky at reading festival and get kicked out for crowd surfing on his command #stillloveyouasap

@Deliveroo have refused to refund me after this was how I received my food. Covered in hot sauce from the wings and cold because there was a HUGE HOLE in the bottom of the bag. Is this acceptable?

@bandq_help I bought something in your shop today and left it at the till - am I able to go back in tomorrow to collect it? I have my receipt!

@Liforme I took my bag out of my car this morning and the straps snapped!!! They were so frail!!

@sainsburys mouldy strawberries, best before date the 11th August, bought yesterday.

@TicketmasterCS where can I get my souvenir ticket that I ordered?? The staff at Wembley didn’t have a clue when I asked where to get it??

@TicketmasterUK where can I get my oasis souvenir ticket? No one at Wembley had a clue last night so have paid for nothing lol

Me leaving the barbers on Tuesday when oasis reform

Good thing England games are always at night, it’s the best way to prepare for bed

Pickford 0.4 seconds after making a save

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

Sorry these notes are clearly too big? Who has a wallet this size? Can this government do anything right?

@Chloe_Bartrum @BurgerKing @BurgerKingUK Literally ruined my year

@BurgerKing / @BurgerKingUK did you stop doing vegan nuggets???? WHY?! You literally cornered the market for the best vegan chickn for fast food????? What have you done?!

This may be my favorite interview ever

@InPostUK ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING! I’ve heard so many bad things about inpost. I bought something from Vinted and was posted on the 24/01. Still not received it!!!! Is my parcel getting a tour of the UK?!

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