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@EdwardJDavey 🤡

I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC. The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.

@AngelaRayner Too many invaders that needing housing I guess, Angela

From day one I have been open and honest about the scale of the housing crisis we have inherited. I will not hesitate to do what it takes to build 1.5 million new homes and deliver the biggest boost in social and affordable housebuilding in a generation. #GetBritainBuilding

@StaffsPolice Community order and only on sex offenders register for 5 years 😂 laughable

A former officer has been sentenced for attempting to engage in sexual communication with a child. orlo.uk/Wx1MX

@FootbalIhub Coote’y having a Tooty 👃🏽 🎉

Oh no, David Coote caught doing cocaine, he's really is finished as a referee! The video is apparently from the 2024 Euros where he was officiating 😳

@RachelTaylorMP 🤡

The Labour government has returned 9,400 people with no right to be in the UK - including 2,590 enforced returns, an increase of 19% on the same period in 2023. This is a Government that takes illegal immigration seriously, if there is no right to be here, they will be deported.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Sinnabit buddy

Humza Yousaf has said “his family will leave the UK due to the rise of the far-right and Islamophobia”. Who believes him ?

@Juliest101 😂

God help Ukraine God help Palestine and God help the environment. America what the fuck have you done?

@larrymeath Just you .. you lefty traitor

Is it just me, or is Nigel Farage a complete and utter wanker?

@benonwine Yes run the fucking weirdos over do us all a favour

Italian motorist moves on climate nutters who blocked the road? Was this Justified?

@gibbo_69 @Gore_Centre Got beasted upon

@Gore_Centre @lukemoore167

@oasis Ok for UK fans to get shafted as always - out of principle wouldn’t pay the pathetic money ticket prices got to

@NotFarLeftAtAll Someone was seen waving the English flag

Blackpool South Pier About 12 police vehicles turn up to an incident… does anyone know what happened ?

@Keir_Starmer Course you will 🤡🤡🤡

Our Border Security Command will tackle the smuggling gangs who trade the lives of men, women and children across borders.

Huw Edwards will not receive a custodial sentence and is still entitled to a large BBC pension. No wonder the public have lost faith in our institutions.

@CPSUK @metpoliceuk Facebook post criticising the state of the country. : 2 years in jail Make noncy images of children ( scum bag ) - no jail time and suspended sentence Make it make sense 😂 state of the judiciary is a disgrace

The CPS & @MetPoliceUK worked closely together to prove that the ex-broadcaster was receiving indecent images.

@L7Mullen The huth is on 🔥

Up there with the West ham FA cup game for the best atmosphere at the Brit for me. 45 mins of TP's name 👏❤️

@L7Mullen @Rhysj37 @thecultraspod Long throw to crouch 👌🏼

@Rhysj37 @thecultraspod @lukemoore167 fifa heritage

All the #Barclaysman content I’ve seen reminded me of a niche feature on FIFA 11 on the PS2 where Rory Delap had a personalised long throw in commentary and animation that only he had in game. Ideal for recreating some prime Barclays action back in the day @thecultraspod

@Keir_Starmer @NCA_UK 😂

Our Border Security Command will smash the vile people-smuggling gangs and secure our borders.

@TheGlastoThingy @TicketmasterUK Oasis demanding resell tickets can get voided .. but then allowing ticket companies to do this . 🙉

Dear @TicketmasterUK No matter how you try to justify this, it is abhorrent. Absolute scum company.

A day in the life of an English man. Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape. The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave. You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage. While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer. Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change. It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred. So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death. The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy. Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked. Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in. Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂