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i should just point to this anytime someone asks me to introduce myself

works on men too btw

ive been meaning to read more about (romantic) devotion as praxis but i seem to only be able to find literature on the matter pertaining to religion... wonder if anyone would be able to point me in the right direction?

@tasshinfogleman oh?????

saw a tweet a couple of years ago about how taking care of your body and exercising and being in general good health makes U better at manifesting your dreams i instantly knew they were right, and it kinda changed my life

@cookiecarver wait... i agree with this. telepathy is real

very annoying when you realise telepathy is real and you're thinking about her and that means she's thinking about you too...

@latentjuice yes i so agree

@luvpoaster for consistency i think we should backfill the singular for geese as gorse

do u guys agree that the plural of horse should be heese

The refusal to risk humiliation is a tax you pay on your own potential, collected daily, invisibly, until one day you look up and realize you've been playing a game so small that losing was never really possible. And neither was winning.

@tasshinfogleman @cookiecarver MY FRIENDS!!!!!<3

Tai Chi and Obsession with Cookie (@cookiecarver) - Reach Truth Podcast

i dont ever call people 'babes' for some reason it only comes out when i'm frustrated. It's something about the passive aggressive tone of it.... how its lowkey patronising but only if you squint...

my friend got a flapper while climbing n he went for two more attempts on his project without taping the flapper and i was so frustrated that the inner creative agency girl voice in me came out n i was like Babes can you PLEASE treat your flapper first

a good debate question would be: Is it better for an artist to be heartbroken or in love? Discuss.

@christineist woah new dp!!!

fuck around and find out: the cult in order to join, you have to fuck around and find out in increasingly bigger bites. if you succeed in your experiment, you proceed to the next level. if you find out in a bad way, or take too large of a bite, you go back a level. if you take a small bite, you proceed a small amount. at the center of the cult are powerful magicians who fuck around and find out successfully, influentially, and skillfully.

siri how do i decenter myself?

@cookiecarver FUCK

@luvpoaster it's a type of fruit

it's really funny how some people i meet here don’t know my real name. i straight up introduce myself as cookie at parties. my real name isn't even a secret! but cookie is a made up name! it's not a human name! i met multiple dogs called cookie which is kinda funny since i'm a...

@cookiecarver ........... COOKIE

one time a girl got very drunk and messaged me to ask if she can crash at my place. i said sure but i have a single bed. she said that's fine. we were basically on top of each other. she kissed me on the lips so i kissed her on the forehead and said gn ...she liked me didn’t she

Wow

@thedulab @kytalli this tweet sounds so similar to ur voice

McDonald's CEO video started off as cringe but then he started leaning into it with a follow up stunt done in the same style instead of capitulating to the criticism Then it made me realize he wasn't necessarily faking some corporate image but that his personality might actually just be like that which suddenly makes his peculiarities kind of endearing given he is aware of how he comes off yet refuses to change Multitude of lessons there

Waw.. i’m dog

what can i say! what can i do