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@TheRealThelmaJ1 At least those on food stamps can’t buy $400 worth of Easter Candy

I can't afford shit at the grocery store.

@_cbish It works when students also read the lesson, pray for what they should discuss on Sunday and follow the spirit and discuss it then.

Dear Teachers, Here's the secret to a 25 minute class Don't spend hours preparing the lesson—Spend hours preparing yourself to receive revelation to facilitate the lesson You will always know what to do at any given moment because you are prepared—not the lesson was prepared

It’s Spring General Conference, time to update your 72 hour kits

@IObservePeace Had the capability. Not any more

Iran has a nuclear weapon

@eligedisciplina Post the part where he plans on stepping down

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@ThisMomSaid Arkansas?

@luvs2hunt84 That’s how it is (and least was my whole life) in the ward in Springdale. And it’s wonderful.

Let’s do Sacrament meeting last to ensure we can get the full hour

@BYUFlorida Save sacrament for the end. That way they can ensure a full 60 minutes

Sacrament meeting will continue to be 60 minutes or *fewer* I like how they threw that in there

@Real___iTamara Excited for the second coming of Jesus Christ!!!

Do you believe we are in the end times?

@ThisMomSaid @Mormonger There will be more women in Heaven, that’s for sure. Thank goodness for Polygamy so women are ensured promised blessings of the new and everlasting covenant of marriage.

@Mormonger Women are better than men 😉

I want answers

@TheGermanicist It’s the most correct book of any book.

The Book of Mormon is scripture.

@kariwarburton Old Reeses yes are better. You missed the memo that they changed the recipe and are using cheaper ingredients, smaller sizes and charging even more. Not a good model

My question is why KitKats? Everyone knows Reeses are better

@Noname1038491 Didn’t already go to a million on Sunday?

The faces of the jeets tomorrow seeing this go to 100mil +

@stackerco Kolob is doctrine. She’s thinking about the Adam-God theory.

Maybe this is why the LDS church is making Sunday School shorter. Just talk about Jesus and not stuff like Kolob Theory. Although isn’t Kolob doctrine?

@kimah I’m a Gospel Doctrine teacher currently. I taught Gospel Doctrine for the Single-Ward after the mish for about 6 months until I tied the knot and graduated that ward. I have been a Gospel Doctrine Teacher in my current ward for a year.

@luvs2hunt84 You are prepared to teach SS or EQ now!

Some of you have not taught Primary and it shows.

@kariwarburton @Mormonger “This will be a 25 minute session” joke from the pulpit Apostles sharing a bowl of Easter Candy Announcement of 36 month missions for senior couples “Don’t doom scroll unless you’re watching Church content” “Any oppose, by the same sign”, at least ten oppose

I want to make an unhinged General Conference bingo card Help give me ideas!!

@MattTestifies Let’s do Sacrament last to ensure we can get the full hour

They said members will be blessed by these changes. So this was never really about the schedule. It is about whether we trust the leaders we raise our hands to sustain.

@_consistent_man @collinsworth55 The past?

@luvs2hunt84 @collinsworth55 Living in the past

I won’t be surprised if we see 25 min Sacrament 25 min Sunday School 25 min Elders Quorom/Relief Society Here soon

@Bombj123 The rug was pulled well before the top. “No whales in pixel” but they all went out at the same time. Rug pulls

$PIXEL COIN HATERS WONT BUY UNTIL THE TOP…AGAIN..😆😂😎