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AWS please I am begging you to learn about the "Organizations" service

@ctennis Doesn't help that they're "experimental".

Whenever someone finds out I've built a few airplanes and fly them, I see the worry on their face

@immad This doesn’t work anymore because Zelle is retiring the app; only direct bank integrations work :/

Mercury & Zelle You can download the Zelle app (from App Store), in the Zelle app search Mercury and click the button in this screenshot to connect your Mercury issued debit card. Its only $500/week for outbound Zelle. So not great but usable for small thing. Sadly I still have to keep a non-Mercury personal account open for some Zelle things. With free wires its fairly easy to move money from Mercury to your other account. We will attempt to improve this experience over time! * Mercury is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services provided by Choice Financial Group, Member FDIC.

@pulley Why do you go out of your way to break password managers on your signup page?

@pchapuis @mitsuhiko @abhicantdraw @asxndu Do you do anything to manage the Markdown?

@mitsuhiko @abhicantdraw @asxndu We are currently killing Notion and replacing it with plain Markdown in Git repositories.

What are you using for organizing information? I’m using notion at Sentry and Obsidian myself and I think there must be better stuff.

@hdevalence halflight 3 confirmed

good idea. someone should make an eclipse themed privacy project, branded as the intersection of light and shadow any ideas on a name?

@mitsuhiko @hodgestar Jeez. Can’t believe that was over a decade ago! But yeah, still think it’s an interesting thought. I think the industry push for stateless machines and hosted storage made it less fashionable for a while but obviously tools like Litestream etc have proven you can do both

@hodgestar @lvh Was a good conference too!

All that excitement about SQLite per user reminds me of this talk from 2012 by @lvh about fractal architectures. It was the first time I was exposed to the idea of many SQLite databases and it stuck with me ever since. youtu.be/lMbq7zDJfp0?fe…

Chicken katsu Caesar sandwich (Ciabatta)

@fopminui @PicturesFoIder The most important piece of software at Latacora is named payne, for Cecilia. It figures out (metaphorically) what infrastructure systems are made of by looking at them through their APIs ("emission spectra", if you will)

Emma Watson giving a speech on feminism

@jeffbarr Outside of the comms miss others have pointed out: “account” is the wrong granularity for deciding what a new customer is because it punishes the people who use your services the best the most (in this case: organizations).

After giving it a lot of thought, we made the decision to discontinue new access to a small number of services, including AWS CodeCommit. While we are no longer onboarding new customers to these services, there are no plans to change the features or experience you get today, including keeping them secure and reliable. We also support migrations to other AWS or third-party solutions better aligned with your evolving needs. Keep the feedback coming. We’re always listening.

Killed last tweet, haven't changed my mind, just don't have the bandwidth to keep N non-customers up to date on an evolving incident N different ways, and didn't want that to be a sales push either. Good news: so far, if you're directly impacted right now, you'd probably know.

@BriannaWu How the fuck did this guy get off without more than 1) $2000 2) an inkling he might be the A?

I want to know what non-car people think of this. A woman has two cars. A Toyota Camry and a Porsche 911 GT3 (very nice track car.) Her boyfriend drives the GT3 without her permission, taking it racing through a field. She drives it, feels the suspension is screwed up, takes it to a shop and gets a $2000 bill. The boyfriend thinks all this is exaggerated and doesn’t want to pay. Who is right? reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

I kind of want to order this because regardless of whether it’s the mystery retro windows machine form the image or the woodworking parts, it’s going to be fascinatingly terrifying

Well *your* company clearly isn’t

@turbogrrl @korinreid lightweight, 4wd & guzzles fuel, you say

@lvh @korinreid i think it's because we keep feeding her? she's actually kind of tiny (around 10th %ile for weight by age), despite eating All the Things. it's wild to me that we will be sending her off to school in the fall... time is flying by.

How all y’all’s last selfies model shots?

@turbogrrl @korinreid how is she so big already what

@korinreid because i make sure the frame is mostly filled with my little model

@kchoudhu first of all, fuck you

A bond is a derivative

@zeeg bro error is nil like all the time idk wym

Cant believe people think Go error handling is good

@zeeg License plate advertises a problem I expect yours will not suffer from

@lvh 😍

Sold a big chunk of my nvidia gamblings (earnings?) today 🏎️🔜 (now where the hell do I park this thing)

@ashleymcnamara oh my gosh I'm so sorry; that's gotta hurt. hugs from the deaf-in-one-ear crew :( (I'm deaf in my right ear; doesn't hurt but it is permanent)

If I’m a little weird when you see me at KubeCon, it’s because I am actually weird, but it’s mostly because my eardrum exploded yesterday, and I lost all hearing on my left side 😭🥺