Alyssa Doyle Labare

Just like all great shows know when to end on a good note, I will be bowing out of watching the #SuperBowl after that 🔥#HalfTimeShow… because, It’s followed by more football.

Me to my husband noticing Dr. Dre has earbuds in: “Do you think those are Beats By Dre?” Him: “You’d hope he wasn’t wearing airpods right now.” #SuperBowl

I think I have a burned cd of this halftime show. #SuperBowl

Omg. The da da da das drop. #HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl

Me during that @coinbase ad. #Superbowl

@goldenglobes noms viewing update: @GhostPanther’s @dontlookupfilm - Equal parts entertaining/funny/triggering. The anxiety I got from fictional people not believing fictional scientists and their fictional findings was REAL. Moral of the Story: JUST👏FUCKING👏TRUST👏SCIENCE👏

Just crushed @Netflix’s Maid. SO.GOOD. It’s “you thought you were going to watch it solo but your husband ends up watching the entire series with you” GOOD. Margaret Qualley 👏👏👏So deserving of a @goldenglobes nom. @stepville, your strength & story deserves all the recognition!

The first @goldenglobes nomination-inspired binge was @hulu’s @DopesickOnHulu. Devastating, infuriating, enlightening, amazing. Deserving of every nomination, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you should probably wake up and watch!

A thread no one asked for: Every year I watch the @goldenglobes having not seen but a fraction of the nominees. This year, pre noms, I’d seen 14 of the 61 nominations - and I’ve set out to watch as many noms I can… so here’s to being knowledgeably opinionated in 2022!

I’m not saying I spent 30 minutes googling pictures of Taylor And Jake to compare them to images from #AllTooWellTheShortFilm, but I’m also not saying I didn’t.

Today one queen celebrates the reclamation of power over her life’s work and another celebrates the reclamation of power over her own life. #FreedBritney #RedTaylorsVersion

Is it just me or was Robert Pattinson’s jawline born to play Batman. #Batman

@Venmo: Alyssa-Labare 💸

Bern the Mittened, the first of his name, King of the Vermonters, Lord of the Progressive, and Protector of Equality. @BernieSanders #BernieSanders #berniesmittens

Amanda Gorman’s message serves as an inspiration to us all. #InaugurationDay

What the actual fuck is this bullshit. This is what you think deescalating a mob that YOU encouraged looks like? YOU LOST. “Go home, you’re special, we love you”? At least you know you are addressing a bunch of wild children.

All of this for Donald Trump. A fucking clown if there ever was one. What a country.

Herd your sheep out of the Capitol right now, you f*#&ing LOSER.

Me 5 days ago: I don’t think minutes and days could move slower than these past 8 months of the pandemic... Me Today: THESE HAVE BEEN THE LONGEST 4 DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS.

After this, I never want to see another map of the U.S. EVER. AGAIN. #Election2020