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JB Pritzker beat Ken Griffin’s handpicked candidate in the last Governor’s race and, after Ken pouted and took his toys to Miami, the Governor has lived rent free in his head ever since. Guy needs to touch some grass bc this is just sad at this point.

@Stealth_AI_ @YankeeBackup @pete_rizzo_ Still have a chunky spread tho..

@YankeeBackup @pete_rizzo_ This is a lie. They still use spread and even their newer system has plainly written tiered fee percentages.

JUST IN: $7 TRILLION SCHWAB CEO JUST REVEALED IT WILL CHARGE JUST 0.75% ON #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BUYING CHEAPER THAN GEMINI AND COINBASE FOR INSTANT PURCHASES WALL STREET IS COMING – BIG TIME 🚀

@VibeMarketer_ I mean… if they don’t make agentforce work, along with their negative momentum, salesforce will face catastrophic years ahead

salesforce going headless is bigger than people realize. software has been priced per seat for decades. the entire business model assumes a person logs in, clicks around, and gets value from a dashboard. agents don’t log in. they make API calls. so what happens to per-seat pricing when the primary user of your platform isn’t a person? when one company runs 50 agents that each make more API calls in a day than the entire sales team makes in a month? every SaaS company is about to face this question. salesforce just forced it into the open by going fully headless. the ones that figure out agent-native pricing first will own the next cycle. the ones still charging per seat while agents do the work will get left behind.

@HenryLSchuck @ZoomInfo Glad to hear. Thanks a lot!

@m_sett @ZoomInfo Google rolling out a fix now - should be at +25% of users - shut down the browser and open it back up. issues.chromium.org/issues/5009756…

@ZoomInfo any intentions on fixing your chrome extension? This is bad

Maybe getting the opportunity to play Augusta National unlimited times the month leading into The Masters, while skipping three straight tournaments, gave Rory McIlroy an unfair advantage over the other competitors… Just maybe. Congrats, or whatever.

State with the worst gap between population growth and spending in the last decade? Illinois. Population shrunk by 1%. State spending grew 72%, inflation adjusted. I'll continue asking - where did all the money go?

Illinois State is believed to be the first school ever to qualify for the Semifinals in a D1 postseason tournament in Football, MBB, and WBB in the same academic year. They lost an overtime heartbreaker in the FCS Final, and are headed to the NIT Semifinal and WNIT Fab Four.

@Daniel_Rapaport Beyond hilarious. Another man crying about a man he has zero relationship with. Get a grip!

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

@GQDeuces @hello__caitlin @mrlongshaft66 Okay, all I’m saying is you can’t touch your 401k until 60 lol

@m_sett @hello__caitlin @mrlongshaft66 There’s people that are 70+ still working cause everything is expensive af.

Just made the mistake of peeking at my 401k - the market is doing so poorly that not only have my YTD contributions been essentially wiped out, I’m several thousand dollars below where I was on January 1st. Cool cool cool

@hello__caitlin @mrlongshaft66 @GQDeuces It’s when you’re 59.5, irrelevant when you retire

@mrlongshaft66 @GQDeuces I’m saying that if I’m not retired until 35 years from now, something has gone horribly wrong

Call me frugal idc, chobani yogurts being at Aldi for under $1 is amazing

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@Tradermayne Yeah so this is crazy??

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@oneystar @Thefactsdude So many more, unfortunately

NEW: Neighbors of Ndiaga Diagne Release Ring Doorbell Video of Him Leaving Apartment While Packing His Gun Diagne can be seen leaving his apartment carrying what is presumed to be the rifle he used the night of the Austin, Texas shooting on 6th Street. Three people are dead, including the gunman, and 14 others were injured early Sunday outside Buford’s Backyard Beer Garden on West Sixth Street. Diagne drove to the area, opened fire on people outside the bar, but was quickly confronted by officers. Officers shot and killed the suspect at the scene. Multiple agencies, including federal investigators, are assisting as authorities work to determine a motive. The investigation remains ongoing.

should I lock Alec Pierce in my basement and force him to sign the contract papers?

@HeMansBrother @esidery I can’t stop thinking about it. Did it out of pure emotion too

@esidery Perhaps trading away AD Mitchell was really really dumb

The Colts are no longer cap compliant after using the transition tag on Daniel Jones, which directly impacts their top wideouts. Indianapolis is expected to move Michael Pittman Jr., which immediately clears $24 million in cap space to re-sign Pierce as their new long-term WR1.

@Softnessa_ I’ve had the driver offer me this😂