Michelle L-Jones

@iky_fwjett Get help. Cocaine will damage your heart and it leaves holes in the brain

I started doing cocaine about 7 or 8 months ago. It started off at festivals with my friends or nightclubs, but I’m now doing it daily for the past 3 weeks or so. I knew from the second I used cocaine that it was my drug of choice. I smoke weed daily, I’ve used MDMA, ketamine, 4MMC and a few others, but none ever clicked with me the same way cocaine did. I work full time and have a good relationship with my family and friends, and I don’t know where this addiction has come from. When I’m not high I don’t crave it, but the second I do a little line or bump, I can’t stop. I’m doing about a gram daily, sometimes more, sometimes less. It’s not really affecting my life too much—I still go to work, I still see my friends and my family, and no one knows about my addiction. My biggest problem is nighttime, where I can’t put down the bag. I work a manual labour job with an early start, so it’s not at all sustainable to be taking cocaine late at night. It’s currently 3am as I’m writing this, and I’m up for work in about 2 hours. I feel like I’m losing control of my life, but at the same time I feel happy throughout the day when I’m not using—but also empty. I don’t even know how to explain it. It’s like one minute I’m inside my head thinking about how much I hate this drug, what it’s doing to me, and how much I want to stop. Then the next minute I’m happy, joking around, full of energy. Then I switch up again and start thinking about railing a fat line when I get home. I don’t know what to do, how to break this addiction, or how to feel about it. I don’t know how to stop justifying it and telling myself every night that it’s my last time, and then going straight back to it the next day. I’m using about a quarter ounce a week, and if I go out to party on the weekend, I’ll easily go through a 3.5 throughout the night. I don’t know what to do. It’s fucking me up, and I’m just stuck in this vicious cycle with no way out.

@bestoftwh She looks cold.

Tom Hiddleston and Zawe.🥹

@ayanfenikky Yes.

If a coworker has a car, lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I expected to contribute to fuel?

@ImBreckWorsham Isn’t hunting a wolf illegal in America?

Shut this old cunt down.

@hell_line0 Yeah, for themselves and your sons should learn to cook too. It’s a useful skill

Nowadays girls .. will be too busy earning degrees, breaking ceilings, and living life on her terms to cater to some man-child who thinks a woman’s worth is measured in home-cooked meals. If that's your idea of marriage, maybe teach your sons to make their own damn dinner.

@gmelanie954 @that_1 Yeah but there’s a lot you got to fit in there and ensure it doesn’t all pop out

@that_1 @maatmouse 💀

JLo at Coachella 2026 was a bad idea. Most of them do not know who this old lady is. 😂

@woofknight Top Gear. Used to be fun

Are you being served? Or red dwarf

@fesshole Yeah, husband did it during some Wes Anderson thing and got himself out of watching Anderson’s films forever.

Girlfriend's confession. 10 mins into a film at the cinema, she falls asleep and snores so loud she wakes herself up and then pops her head up to look around and see if anyone heard. Of course they did.

@minna_parssinen @SlenderSherbet Bonus points for looking like they’ve invaded Poland

@SlenderSherbet Meet Dorian. This spatial artwork of his and his colleague Indigo depicts the passage of time and the destructiveness of human desire for comfort.

"This is a new piece, it reflects feelings of neglect, abandonment and broken promises. I call it "WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER '"

@petelongrs @SlenderSherbet They always are

@SlenderSherbet Bonus points if it’s the Italian expensive stuff that’s about a million £ a roll.

@SlenderSherbet Every cat owner has wallpaper like this somewhere

@SlenderSherbet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭

@iuiu12399 Nah, next time it might be her death and that of the child. Then he’s in prison for the rest of his life.

我见过最狠的女人，是我弟媳。怀着孕四个月，被我弟推了一把，肚子磕在茶几角上。她没哭也没闹，就安安静静坐在那，打了两个电话。第一个电话打给市立医院，预约了当天下午的急诊B超，语气平得像在说要去买份报纸。她没跟医生多解释，只说不小心撞了下肚子，想确认胎儿情况。 挂了手机，她把长发捋到耳后，又拨了第二个号码，报了警。她把时间、地点、经过说得清清楚楚，只要求一件事：出警记录。等完位置，她让我用她的手机给她肚子和后腰拍照，又把照片发到自己的邮箱里，说留底。 我弟这才反应过来，扑过去想拉她手。她把手缩回去，拿纸巾把指尖擦了擦，说你先离开，我要去医院。出警的民警到了，做了简单笔录，她把门锁反锁，把钥匙扔到门口的鞋柜上，说以后别擅自进我房间。 在医院走廊等号，她靠着椅背闭眼，呼吸很稳。我小声问她要不要考虑一下。她睁眼看着我，说我不是图一时冲动，我是在把路铺好。B超结果出来，胎儿暂时稳定，但医生叮嘱要观察，她顺手开了病历复印和伤情证明。 从医院出来，她没有回家，直接去了街道司法所，咨询人身安全保护。工作人员给了材料清单，她一条条拍照，又当场把需要的证件列了个清单。她点开银行App取消了我弟的副卡，关掉共同网购账号的默认地址，联系物业申请更换门禁。 晚上她把临时住处发给我，是离她单位两站地的小公寓，床铺很干净。她说暂住一阵，等手续走起来再说。 我弟半夜打电话给我，哭着说他只是喝了点酒。我回他一句，你先把酒戒了，把脾气管住，再谈别的。 第二天她去派出所补录了材料，把医院证明和照片都交上去。她没有骂一句人，也没在朋友圈发一句话，只把来电拦截打开，把自己的生活一步步拆开重装。我看着她走路的背影，忽然觉得狠不在声大，是在每一步都算数。 我妈打电话来劝合，说一家人别闹成这样。她很客气地说，妈，我会照顾好孩子，您照顾好自己。他要是愿意改，就拿报告来，情绪管理、戒酒证明、跟进记录，一样不差。她不是给台阶，是在设门槛。 一周后，临时保护令下来了。纸不厚，但字很硬。她把纸折好放进文件夹，摸了摸肚子，说名字先叫安安，平平安安。她给我发了条消息：等这件事走到该走的地方，孩子有我就够了。 我那晚坐在窗边想了很久。很多人劝她再忍一下，说孩子需要完整的家。你们会怎么选？

@HazelAppleyard Next time, if it’s not sorted, then it’ll be fatal.

STOP GETTING IN THE CAR WITH HIM WTF??

@that_1 The on-off relationship with Ben Affleck is going well.

@CaptainTuchy Just my luck, he’d be opposite and I’d completely ignore him.

And when I go back to visit London and enter a café and use my well earned manifesting superpowers thinking about Bertie to turn myself around and see that he is at the next table reading the newspaper 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🙆‍♀️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

@Blueliliees Yeah, he likes roles where he can look completely different. Looking rougher than season 2, definitely. Season 2, he was almost going out of his way to look like a bad boy/hot stud.

he looks too good im not ready for this, i’ll be a mess when the season comes out

@zebmaru @rancanoglenda7 That’s why people with anime avatars shouldn’t post. Because they’re full of garbage

@rancanoglenda7 This is why you women shouldn't be allowed to go outside without their husbands or fathers.

En 2021, Millie Taplin estaba celebrando su cumpleaños 18 en un bar de Inglaterra cuando aceptó un trago que le ofreció un desconocido. Minutos después comenzó a perder el control de su cuerpo y fue trasladada de urgencia a un hospital. La joven no podía moverse ni hablar con normalidad, lo que generó alarma entre sus acompañantes. Los médicos descubrieron que tenía dos sustancias en su cuerpo, “una para paralizarla y otra para noquearla”. Afortunadamente, el efecto duró alrededor de cuatro horas sin dejar secuelas, sin embargo, su madre compartió un video con la cara de su hija paralizada para advertir a otras personas sobre el peligro de aceptar bebidas de extraños. Así como siempre le dicen a los niños que no acepten golosinas ni cosas de extraños parece que también tiene que aplicar para los adultos