holy guacamowly

@nikitabier @DanXAura 😂

@DanXAura Sorry we couldn’t be more supportive of your diverse contributions to X

Bring X mini games! Bring also rankings and leaderboards. Please make betting an option too. And throw some events within! @nikitabier @elonmusk the time has come to fight boredom and dead times lines

@stats_feed I did not notice anything, was a usual summer.. I remember a vacation to Italy, great weather at the sea.

In 2003 70,000 people died in Europe from a heatwave.

@VerkeersboeteN Jazeker

Mag je parkeren bij een wit kruis op het wegdek?

@vaccoin I used to play without a monitor. No one cheated, I am just really good. No-scope-deagle they call me.

Cheaters on Counter-Strike 2 🙃

@JebraFaushay Explanation: it’s her special power move. By blowing air into the wrong hole - she inflates the intestines of her opponent . The enormous air pressure inside, makes her opponent pass out. It’s called “ballooning”.

WrestleMania is trending, and I'm so glad because maybe now I'll get answers as to what this is.

@klara_sjo Including free tetanus

Just an Indian water slide.

@elonmusk @TheGriftReport 💯

@TheGriftReport Execute

THIS IS HORIFFIC 5-year-old Charlotte Buskey was starved to death by her own father in a house of horrors in Schenectady, New York. Robert Buskey Jr, 35, locked his daughter in her bedroom for months with an external lock and tape so she couldn’t escape. He gave her no food or water and left her to die curled in the fetal position inside a small pack n play crib. The little girl was found severely emaciated, dehydrated, with sunken eyes, her body completely devoid of food according to the autopsy. Her brother was drugged with cocaine and locked in a makeshift cage in the dining room. The father spent his days playing video games and using drugs while both children were completely cut off from the outside world. The house was stocked with food, yet the children were deliberately starved and neglected. Buskey pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and giving narcotics to a child. He was sentenced to 27 years to life. Sickening beyond words.

@JebraFaushay The fact that he treats her like a little kid in that scenario, is totally not weird.

At first I thought this was his adopted daughter and then I realized this is his girlfriend. I should probably stay quiet and not say this is creepy and weird.

@Demixoxo69 @originalso7694 You assume too much , my name is not Christian

@maitioribu @originalso7694 Hmmmm not surprised an illiterate Christian

i’m confused… what’s the purpose of the cotton

@klara_sjo Fascinating

Just look at this big skinny boi.

@MAGAdino Looks kind of accurate

How are we all feeling about Joe Rogan these days? I feel like if he were a dinosaur, he’d be a triceratops 🤷‍♂️

@AutismCapital 😂

The new Elden Ring DLC is wild 😂

@MbarkCherguia You are never too old. Rather see this than people dying of health issues under the age of 60.

Why is 67-year-old Madonna acting like a 17-year-old? 🤔

@elonmusk Sure. When will they expand?

Try Tesla Robotaxi in Dallas & Houston!

@elonmusk It needs to stop everywhere. If the almighty gave you the privilege to speak your mind. How can anyone go against it?

Indeed, this needs to stop

@JebraFaushay She didn’t change a bit in all this years. Great to see that not everyone is on an Ozempic diet these days.

Mariah Carey is overflowing with energy and charisma. There is no slowing her down!

@Midnightballoon Appreciate your honesty

@maitioribu curiosity

why would god be male

@MbarkCherguia He woke up without a coffee

What happened to Tom Cruise?