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@markpougatch Hugo Ekitike suffers ruptured Achilles tendon and misses rest of season. Anyone: “Oh, that’s awful” Mark Pougatch: “We shouldn’t be using the word ‘awful’ to describe this. The Holocaust was awful. Check your language. Do better”. Utter joke of a post/opinion.

Football reporters should never ever, ever, ever use the word ‘disaster’ in relation to giving a goal away. We’ve just marked the Hillsborough tragedy. Check your language. Do much better.

@Jassisidhu He’s been playing shit and doesn’t track back and you want him playing against PSG? Get to fuck.

you all spend the season defending slott because your the better reds and theres "mitigating circumstances" for him even though hes been worse then roy hodgson & weve been embarrassed for nearly a year all while spending half of it on holiday but your fine watching our greatest modern day player... a man who stood n the pitch 1st game of the season in tears he was so broken by those same "mitigating circumstances" being dismantled publicly you're more angry at ticket prices going up then the public annihilation of someone who made our dreams come true you talk about how important ynwa is and what is means but it clearly only matters when you feel like it this season has shown a lot of true colours in our fanbase #lfc

@ABridgen Yes. And you’re as thick as shit, too. It’s the same orientation because it’s the same fucking photo. 🤦

It’s a remarkable coincidence that the Earth was exactly the same orientation to the moon with exactly the same cloud coverage when these two pictures were taken 68 years apart. Am I now a coincidence theorist ?

@reformparty_uk Utter fucking hypocrites.

This Good Friday we are reminded of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ . May this holy blessing fill you with peace, hope and love.

@TiceRichard Oh, do fuck off.

After his nice messages at Eid and Ramadan, we look forward to a warm Easter message from King Charles III in his role as Defender of the Faith of the Church of England

@JamesMelville So our PM has to be Lionel fucking Messi now, does he? You’re a fucking arsewipe, you really are. Fair play to the fella - 63 and still playing, good luck to him!

Starmer playing football. The game passes him by. He’s probably one of those shite, talentless footballers who can only contribute by barking orders and taking all the throw ins…because it’s the only way they become visible during a game.

@IpswichTown That arsewipe you entertained stands for xenophobia, hatred, racism and division and his party’s adherents are similarly toxic. And yet, here you are, chumming up with him like he’s your best pal. Awful, just awful.

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@elonmusk Oh, do fuck off and keep your beak out of British affairs.

This is the only way to save Britain. There is no other.

@discoveryplusUK Hi, what’s going on with your iOS app? Trying to watch the West Ham v Brentford game and it’s just kicks me out if I try to watch it live. Seems loads of others having the same problem.

@Moobalicious79 @jadinho97 If you’re British and a Christian, you’re following a ‘foreign religion’ - the people of these isles followed all manner of religions well before Christianity even existed and when it came over here folk had to assimilate into its foreign ideology. That’s OK, though, I guess?

England was a Christian country 200 years before Islam even existed - Our flags all carry the crosses of venerated saints of Christianity, our laws and customs are all Christian - It is NOT the obligation of a Christian land to assimilate into a foreign ideology; it is of the foreign ideology to respect the customs of the culture it lives in. If we were in Saudi Arabia, we would not expect Muslims to allow our traditions to supersede theirs.

“Foreign religion” he thinks Jesus walked on water in Brighton and was resurrected in Norwich

@PastorAlexLove Grown ups pretending. There. Sorted.

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this?

@NWcountrymusic1 @grok which artist is this?

We’re going to be making fun of this for a long time

@Lord_Sugar You, a wanker, inspire a set of wankers to be even bigger wankers. Way to go!

IF IT'S NOT BROKE DON'T FIX IT. The media seem to think The Apprentice format is stale. I compare it to football. The rules are the same every game, but something special happens every game. That something is different players every season. We inspire young people every year. @bbcapprentice

Americans. The BBC is the world's most respected broadcaster. @BBCRosAtkins is its most respected "fact checker". Here he analyses, frame by frame, what happened ICE removed Alex Pretti's gun, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 shot him - 10 times in 5 seconds. Your government is lying to you👇 Eng. s/t

Robert Jenrick on Farage: "I don't think Nigel is the bloke you want to have running your kids' schools or running your local hospital or... trust your savings, your pension, your small business to." (September 2025) "I don't think he's a serious politician." (Oct 2024)

@mr_james_c You can’t call someone an idiot because they pay quite a lot of tax?

Responses to this demonstrate why the UK has become Crab Bucket Island. To all the idiots hating on this couple: they're the ones whose taxes pay for everything you want. They could easily earn more in the US. Bear that in mind.

@BenRamanauskas They earn collectively £225K and you have the gall to say they’re not on great money? Piss right off with that bollocks.

They're sadly getting a lot of hate for this which is unfair. Yes, they're on an above average income but it's still not great money. The issue is that Brits don't understand just how poor we are - or how dysfunctional our tax system is.

@JasonBassler1 And this is exactly why America is such a bin-fire of a country. You actually believe people deserve to be shot in the head for not complying with a request. What a fucking cesspit of gun-crazy cretinous arseholes you are.

Look guys, it's really simple... Just comply and you won't get hurt. When they say to get out of your car, get out. When they say to turn in your guns, turn in your guns. When they say to get in the box car, you get in the fucking box car. Why is this so hard to understand?

@LastPassHelp Hi I’ve forgotten my master password and the app says Face ID isn’t working now. I can’t find a way to recover my account? How do I get an email to recover?

@jmrphy It doesn’t make you a monster. It does make you a cunt.

Am I just a monster? It's been 4 years since I became a father and I'm beginning to fear for my soul. The truth is I just don't like being around kids for very long. Historically, this is not uncommon among fathers, but today it feels almost illegal. It's causing me a lot of confusion and anguish. The ideal amount of time I would like to spend playing with my kids is probably about 70-140 minutes a week—roughly ten minutes each day, maybe 2x/day, taking breaks from work. My feelings of love toward them are perfectly strong, but if I have to watch them or entertain them for more than about 10 minutes my blood starts to boil. I just want to be working, or accomplishing something. I try to be grateful, but it doesn't work. It's 9 AM this morning, Saturday, January 3. It's a sunny, warm day here in Austin, and my four-year-old son is begging me to play catch in the street. I was drinking coffee, still waking up, so I didn’t really feel like it, but at this age his desire to play is insatiable. He begged and begged, so I conceded, and with a smile. I have no problem being a kind and loving father, the problem is only that I do not enjoy it. It's not that I'm trying to maximize my personal pleasure; it just seems wrong that I experience so little delight when my dad friends all claim to experience so much. It was beautiful. We live on a picturesque, tree-lined block. I am even relatively relaxed from the holiday rest. Playing catch with your son is supposed to be an iconic, peak experience. Yet for every single minute, on the inside, I just don't want to be there. I want to be drinking my coffee in peace. Then I feel guilty and absurdly ungrateful, and ashamed, when we're done. I know that when he is a teenager, I'll long to have these days back. I have all of this perspective rationally, and I've been very patient and steadfast trying to digest it, but nothing fixes me emotionally. Am I a terrible person? Or is my feeling within a certain range of historically normal and it's modern parenting norms that are off? Whether it's my fault or not, I don't even care, I just want to figure this out. Something is wrong and I no longer have the excuse of being new to this.