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NTA should take lessons on security measures from YONO SBI. Jiska account h wo khud bhi login nhi kr pata. Z+ security Pro Max SPF70 pa+++

Transformer 😭

I liked one post from a duck and now my entire timeline is like a bar fight on Noah's Ark

Imagine working your whole life just to make honey for someone else to put in tea… you ungrateful asshoes, I deserve better.

Bro , you literally tweeting using my wifi , inside my shed . 😭

I am no longer in control of my timeline. It was taken over by animals.

you calling me ugly like you ain’t dressed like a prison uniform

ugly asf i’m crying

me avoiding you

well fuck you

What the heck is happening on the timeline?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

ek to ye har election me married nibba nibbi direct mandap se uth kar vote dene aajate hai

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

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जनता के मुद्दे - 1- सेक्स 2- भीषण गर्मी 3- भीषण गर्मी में सेक्स 4- सेक्स में भीषण गर्मी 5- भीषण गर्मी में सेक्स में भीषण गर्मी सरकार के मुद्दे - 1- वंदे मातरम् 2- पाकिस्तान 3- हिंदू मुस्लिम 4- मुझको गाली दी विपक्ष के मुद्दे - 1- EVM हटाओ 2- जाति जनगणना 4- लोकसभा स्पीकर हटाओ 5- वोट चोरी मीडिया के मुद्दे - 1- सीमा हैदर का छठा बच्चा 2-मुस्कान को जेल में बेटी हुई है 3- आम काट कर खाते हो या चूसकर

Klqaeda when they tell him in the dressing room they were chasing 240 not 160

Peak detailing by Aditya Dhar 😂

Gully cricket at its very best 😌