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Master Shake
@mansplains_
Yes I’ll put something here for morons to use against me when they can’t refute what I say
Katılım Şubat 2024
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If you're large enough, the galactic Sun would be the cluster of stars at the center of the Galaxy.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
So obvious
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Wait now a black guy firing a gun in DC is a part of the grand Jewish conspiracy? Does that mean black people are the real Jews?
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur
So, in a remarkable coincidence, just as it's announced that we are at the doorstep of a peace deal, someone happens to take shots at the White House at that same exact time.
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No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.
Kate 🐬@Margarita890
Normalize concerts starting at 7pm and over by 10pm
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@BecomingCritter Thank god, now I can finally stop raping women. Thanks Consentinel!
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@TobyTurner Amen! White people have too much power, we need to restrict this for them
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@TheAhmadOsman I haven’t met many who know the bathroom bypass trick
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Again, if you’re a “Software Engineer” and you don’t know how to bypass this then please pivot to being a Starbucks Barista because you’re ngmi
Chris Anderson@chr1sa
You know you're in the Bay Area when there are cracked-open laptops outside the bathroom running agents
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@uncle_deluge I remember being a child at my grandpa's farm. In the summer, we'd go pick fresh butylated hydroxytoluene from the butylated hydroxytoluene bushes, and eat them right off the vine.
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Everything from Frida baby is an undignified humiliation ritual for your baby and a scam for parents.
Joel Lopez | Save Your Marriage@TheeJoelLopez
If you don't know what this is ALL your parenting advice is invalid.
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@kevinnbass Let’s help return the missing letters. I’ll start:
N
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@carbone_nikolas They replaced Calculon’s star with a second star for Robert Wagner that one time
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Do they just keep extending the walk longer with new stars? Or do they replace old stars with new ones? Genuinely curious
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Emily Blunt now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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in a fit of blind rage i came home from work and spent a half hour making this
this is what hell sounds like to me
trndytrndy@trndytrndy
Worst pop production trends of the past decade: - brass hits - vocal hook/vocal chops that are pitched up 1 octave - dj snake vocal sample lead - tropical house
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