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@Sanchooo10 You are shit haha

Grateful for the experience. Big love to everyone at Chelsea who made me feel at home — teammates, staff and the fans. Wishing the club all the best moving forward. Truly grateful, Thank you Blues 💙🙏🏼

You can keep your ultras, when we're at our best, nothing comes close

@ManCity Hahahahahahahahaha

89. Feyenoord level. 🩵 3-3 ⚫️ #ManCity | #UCL

@mainlyoasis Hanahahaha wtf

Liam Gallagher performing 'Rock N Roll Star' tonight at Wembley Stadium 🥊

@SEF_MUFC YES

With the new season starting, what would you like to see that can help improve the atmosphere and colour within Old Trafford? Tifos, flags etc? Would you be willing to crown fund more displays and mosaics? #mufc

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@FanzoneDanny Hahahaha wtf is that

🎵He’s Joško Gvardiol 🎵

This Real Madrid fan is spitting pure facts! This football team that city fans have is insane and they can’t even support them the way they deserve! City are a small team that won the lottery yet their stadium is as lively as a funeral home! I swear if I was a city fan I wouldn’t feel comfortable with farting on a matchday as the whole world would hear it on live TV! 💨 🌍 📺 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #GlazersOut

2007/08 ⏪

@stehoare Wtf hahaha

Forget the 115 charges, I honestly think this is so bad that they should get stripped of the treble. twitter.com/afcthew/status…

@azscholes You can’t compare. He is the face of a global brand with millions of young kids looking up to him. He has 20 years to be a professional on 300k a week then he can retire whereas the rest of us work 50 years on a shit wage.

@EmiratesFACup @ManCity @SpursOfficial HAHA what a bunch

How @ManCity fans reacted to their late winner against @SpursOfficial 🤳 #EmiratesFACup

@petesunitedPOV Mate. I am a ST holder. HE CANNOT SAVE A THING

United fans going after players who’ve not even had one full season in a new league is so cringe 😬 Just stinks of plastic tbh! I get he’s not been good enough so far but just a bit of advice maybe support him instead of throwing him under the bus! We complain about how toxic the club is but spread toxicity about new players at the drop of a hat #GlazersOut

Wigan (a)

Given there’s over 7k of us at Wigan on Monday night, can some genius please come up with a new chant because we’ve been singing the same shit for about 4 years now. Granted it’s because we’re too shit to warrant any good new chants, but Monday night might spark something 😂

@UtdDistrict Woeful

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@StretfordPaddck I’d take any fucker who can put that round thing in the net

Would you take Serhou Guirassy?🤔 #MUFC

Visiting supporters guide for Anfield on Sunday. You can’t👇 ❌ No poverty chants ❌ Hurt their feelings They can 👇 ✅ Support Racists ✅ Spit @ kids ✅ Rob your houses ✅ Violate your gran ✅ Sell cocaine from an ice cream van Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing