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@Strandjunker But Maui needs OUR money though. Aight den.

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2023: $248,800,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2023: $160,900,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2023: $105,200,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

@Chicago_Police That's Benny Blanco from the Bronx. Now run me my reward money!

Help the Chicago Police Department identify this subject. The pictured subject is suspected of committing a Homicide in the 200 Block of North Pulaski Rd. If you have any information, you are asked to contact Area Four Detective Bianchini #21191 at 312-746-8252.

NGL, this kinda hard 💀 🎨: neondazer [IG]

@techprobs101 @Creative_Rants I was today years old when I learned the word "troglodyte" Had to look that sh#t up!

@Creative_Rants YO, SAME. These no upper lip having troglodytes.

Seeing some of my coworkers entire faces for the first time and honestly masks were doing some of y’all a favor 🙈

@techprobs101 @fruitharvester They actually created a role called "Discovery" at our store. We would screen waiting customers for upgrade opportunities. SMH

@fruitharvester “All In On iPhone” really drove ARS into the ground. I remember every day was about getting customers to upgrade, and management never let up. During my store’s remodel, I was sent to a neighbouring store and they had Tech Experts zoned as iPhone Sales. I was like “WTF?!”

There are many people, even some anon accounts, who have had wonderful Apple experiences. That’s truly great, but if you feel the need to dismiss all the negative experiences by always having to comment “wEll AcTuaLLy,” then you can gladly get decked in the trachea.

I wanna see your home screens, drop them in replies 📱 Yeah, mine’s boring on both the phones. This is how my iPhone has looked for a good while but I do have widgets on every page & they’re useful, especially Shortcuts 😅 Updated Galaxy Z Fold3 Homescreen after One UI 4 Update

@icloudbackitup I took a week vacation and then put in my two weeks notice so that I would be on vacation for my last week. Got 2 checks from Apple while I was working my new job!!! I didn't want that cheesy ass funky ass clap out either!!!

it’s gotten to the point at my store where people are refusing clap-outs they don’t want to be clapped out by shitty management and 50 new hires

@infamous_dinero 😂😂😂

@RealJo3DonBaker @tiredtechnician 👀

Tell me how I took 12 people in the first hour and the other 3 specialists took 1-2 Cmon guys 😩 my shoulders hurt from CARRYING YALLS ASSES

@tiredtechnician Wow. Five minutes per person. You're amazing!!

@JonyIveParody AnDrOiD UpDaTeS tHoUgH!!!

Apple releases iOS 14.5.1 with enhancement for App Tracking Transparency Unexpected Feature. #FTFY #NoSuchThingAsAnAppleBug

Part 1 of all of them

@agentpheee Lol

Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel

@DisgruntledGeni Annnnndddd that is why I left Apple!!! I used to always tell them to "just let me work!"

@TheGodzillaDude 😂😂😂😂

Wonder Woman: *Does literally anything* The Music in the Snyder Cut: #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague #JusticeLeague

@JustinBarneyTV If they would have fired him last year, my son would still be there. He was a horrible coach!!PERIOD!!

Greg Ruffin is no longer the head football coach at Edward Waters. news4jax.com/sports/2021/03…

@AppleQuarantine @DepotGenius Ummm, is the 15 minute rule for Express storefront really from the CDC or a clever way to shorten session duraration?? Asking for real...no joke?

@rosadona @texpertprobs

@windermerepeakx @DepotGenius But inclusion and diversity though. Lol

@DepotGenius I’m PT in the UK, only 20 hrs a week and I got 116hrs of annual leave this year, that’s over 5 weeks 💀💀💀💀 they pride themselves in giving equal opportunities to all employees globally but then US PT employees don’t even get vacation time? That’s not very Appley of them

For the Store PULSE (NPP) can you all please make everyone in your store say you want hoodies as a “Holiday gift” and vacation time for PT employees in the US. #AppleStoreEmployees #ARS #Retail

I can’t share this enough... so true.