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@Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS All 3 of them wish him a speedy recovery.

I am sure @GBNEWS viewers will join me in wishing Eamonn Holmes a speedy recovery.

Do it for your children & grandchildren. 🇬🇧

@metztouat @darrengrimes It's like a roll call of incompetence

@darrengrimes There is no such thing as Reform candidates they’re all Tory rejects

Delighted to learn that voters on May 7 will have more opportunities to vote for Reform candidates than ANY other party. The same party that SECURED your right to vote on May 7. Onwards!

May 16th is the date Britain unites 🇬🇧 BE THERE

What seems to be annoying Delo is this account of his conviction published by the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York. justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/f…

Wow. I’ve just received a threatening letter from Ben Delo’s solicitors Addleshaw Goddard. They are claiming, among other things, that it is unlawful to publish information about Delo’s conviction for an anti-money laundering offence in the US. They also say I cannot publish their letter. An extract is below. Is Delo going to get his solicitors to threaten everyone who mentions his conviction? How is this not a SLAPP? @sra_solicitors @DanNeidle

@FreedomMatty @TiceRichard @IsabelOakeshott Each post gets more vomit inducing than the last, it's even stranger that you are based in America yet so concerned with UK politics 🤔

Never forget this utter legend @TiceRichard kept the Reform UK fires burning, knowing the party would be needed at some point. He could have retired early in luxury with his amazing wife @IsabelOakeshott, but no, he cares too much for his country. We salute you Richard!

Even I was left stunned 😂😭

And they’re both MAGA.

Whoever he’s pictured with, creepy Lee always has the look of someone who buys Rohypnol on the dark web.

What’s the word I’m looking for?

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The REFORM Family"

Mustard trousered grifter gets told to leave! He’s universally hated by decent people and surrounded by grubby bouncers.

@RobertJenrick This spiteful, nasty and divisive rhetoric sums up Reform perfectly. Millionaires denying poor people the chance to have a rare day out. You lot and all of your supporters make me fucking sick. How do you sleep at night? You're disgusting.

No. Working people are being taken for a ride. Under a Reform UK government you won’t be able to use benefits to get discounts like this.

@antmiddleton I can't think of anyone less suited to be the Mayor of London than you. Even my nana would be a better pick and she's dead.

10/10. No notes.

NATO IS NEVER THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM. TRUMP WANTED TO STEAL GREENLAND, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP WANTED TO WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP DECLARED WAR ON BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, DID NATO HELP? NO! IF NATO DOESN'T PAY ITS SHARE FOR THE BALLROOM, IT'S OVER.

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.