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@Judith54Nunn The first 30 minutes were terrible and then it turned into a masterpiece. Like watching 2 different movies

I don’t know whether to watch the new Wuthering Heights movie. I studied the book for matriculation & was shown the 1939 film with Laurence Olivier & the 1970 version. I found it bleak & depressing. If you have seen the latest film; is it worth watching? #WutheringHeights

@HeidiBriones Long before mobile phones a friend of mine would say to every woman he met in real life: ‘I suppose a f**k is out of the question’. He said he had a success rate of 1/5 which was good enough for him …

When men send dick pics, are they thinking, "Damn, if I was a woman, I'd be so excited to see my dick"? Genuinely curious what goes through your head before you hit send.

A promise is a promise IT'S RACE WEEEEEKKKKKKK 🤩 #McLarenF1 | #MiamiGP 🏝️

@JimmyBarnes Thanks Jane for reminding us we are all getting old…haha…love to Jimmy for his 70th and to you for putting up with him for so long xx

Hi everyone - Jane here, borrowing Jimmy’s page for a moment. Today we celebrate 70 years of my incredible husband - the love of my life. Jimmy, you are the most caring, generous, funny, and talented man I know, and we are all so lucky to share this life with you. Please join me in wishing Jimmy a very happy 70th birthday. ❤️

@KirstiMiller30 @thetimes You and everyone else who insists that incarcerated women should be guinea pigs in your little social experiment should never be allowed to forget it. 8/8

@noplaceforsheep I was in a bookshop the other day. Two boys, aged about 6 and 8 were running around while holding juice drinks from one of those kiosks. Why do they have a drink in a bookshop and why are they running? Take them to the park.

At dinner last night, outside table, balmy late summer evening. 2 women arrive with 4 dogs, sit near us, one dog barks & barks & barks & barks. Lose my temper, say I didn’t come out to dinner to listen to your fucking dog barking, we can’t have a conversation here, make it stop. Puts dog on her lap & it shuts up. Gives me death stare for rest of evening. WTF is it with some dog owners? I mean, really, why would you expect other people to put up with your fucking barking dog when they’re out to dinner? 🤷‍♂️

@JayneHill3 @devalara44 He’s working part-time but responsible for half the rent?

@wine_018 Why was he on a dating app with a newborn at home?

I matched with this gorgeous guy on a dating app. Tall, charming smile, great convo. We set up a casual date drinks, vibes, normal first-date stuff. Long story short… it turned into an unscheduled therapy session. He had a 6-week-old baby. Him and his girl of 8 years had just split 3 weeks earlier. The breakup? Postpartum depression hit her hard. She was struggling, he was overwhelmed, things exploded. Mid-date, this grown man broke down in legit tears at the table. Pouring his heart out about how much he still loved her, how he missed his little family, how lost he felt. I could’ve played it cute, flirted, tried to “win” the night. Instead I looked him dead in the eyes and said: Bro… go back to her. She just gave birth to your child. Give her grace postpartum is no joke, she literally gave life. Stop running. Love her through it. Make her your wife. He listened. Like, really listened. A few weeks later? He proposed. 💍 They’re back together, stronger, healing as a family. He invited me to the wedding. His now-fiancée called me personally, crying happy tears, saying “Thank you… you saved us.” Sometimes the most romantic thing you can do on a date… is help the guy realize he belongs with someone else.❤️

@ThatBloke_Jesus No. Why would you do a rapture in daylight. Surely it is something for end times, i.e. between 0200-0400

Rapture booked in for next week Does Monday 10:30am suit everyone?

@7NewsMelbourne @georgia_bm_ Well that’s farked. What a creep

An international student who was busted filming up to 150 Melbourne women in toilets has walked from court scot-free. The 23-year-old avoided a conviction and can now freely pursue his dream of becoming a doctor. @georgia_bm_

@mrtonymartin He who pays the piper calls the tune

That last line. Is he taking the piss? (probably not)

@AlanKohler @ChrisKohler King of Cool

I’m at Linkin Park tonight with @ChrisKohler to forget about all the economic worries with some high quality noise! Gonna be Numb, In the End

@CallissClan All the love and hugs

…2/2 aren’t really suitable for her nor would they buy us much time. We have decided to provide palliative care & do everything we can to keep her comfortable. I am crying while I write this so may not be able to respond to replies.

GET THE TISSUES READY: It absolutely breaks my heart to share Abla’s diagnosis of osteosarcoma. We were initially hopeful it was arthritis, which could’ve been managed. The prognosis for osteosarcoma is very poor & treatment options (being amputation & chemo) …1/2

@McLarenF1 The Piastri Shrine

Where are you all watching FP2 from? 🌍 #McLarenF1 | #AusGP 🇦🇺

@ausgrandprix Celebrating both at my place 🎸🏎️

Happy Harry Styles New Album Day!!!! Uh wait wrong account... I mean HAPPY #F1 CARS ON TRACK DAY 🥳 #AusGP

@archer_rs I stand with Mother Archer

My mother, usually a mild mannered woman had a solution to all the current global conflicts, "We need to use our nuclear weapons on all those responsible" I asked her who decides who is responsible. She considered this for a while and replied.. "I do"

@Peter_Fitz It doesn’t matter. Politicians win a popularity contest to have a job and think they are the cleverest person in the room.

Who are his advisers?

Formula 1 All The Time, Home Race Occasionally 🪩 We asked Oscar some EXTRA Sh*t Questions ahead of his return to Albert Park 📣 #AusGP #F1 @OscarPiastri @teamopeightyone

@NiallOfficial Once in a lifetime 🩷

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