Marin Rowe

@tqjohnst Hits too close to home.

Utah's MLB team should be the Salt Lake Swingers and nothing you could ever say would convince me otherwise

BACK ✌️ BACK

@tqjohnst Being pretentious is a requirement for living in Cambridge.

Day 2 in Boston (or Cambridge if you’re feeling pretentious)

@caiterade__ As if Crumbl invented the cookie…

Can’t wait for crumbl cookies to sue levain

What’s the worst trend on the Internet right now? Hard to just choose one but I’ll go with the “texts my husband sent me” reels on Instagram.

@1stringham Amazing! Public Library, here I come!

@marinrowe If you get a library card from the Salt Lake City public library, you can access the NYTimes for free.

If anyone wants an insight into my life: I pay $4.00 a month to look up the same pancake recipe on the New York Times Cooking app that I’m pretty sure is accessible for free on the world wide web. Doing great.

Nomination for theme song of the week (year?)- open.spotify.com/track/0LtOwyZo…

@kyleeaowens THE WORST

I’m simple really. I’m just looking for romance, reassurance, and ravioli.

Still thinking about the time I was getting a massage and the massage therapist told me how he had his sister tie him to the bed to “train his body” to sleep on his back.

@nickgranthardy *goes to Booth to become an anaylist*

@marinrowe Ok I changed it now BACK OFF

Might just swipe right on this guy to let him know how to spell his job title correctly.

@tqjohnst “What’s a job that sounds smart?”

@marinrowe Imma go ahead and guess he’s NOT actually an analyst

@kyleeaowens There’s NO WAY.

@kyleeaowens I’m waiting to see who else Red Butte schedules for this summer- so far only two shows announced 🤔

@kyleeaowens Great picks. I saw Fleet Foxes years ago at Red Butte and they were excellent.

Turns out adulthood is just a lot of recycled conversations about the weather.

@nickgranthardy @caiterade__ It’s pretty simple- u just have to fall in love with someone and propose to them (sight unseen), then u go hang out with Nick Lachey in Mexico, then u move in together and fight about closet space, then u get married at a hotel. All of this happens in the span of a month. Easy.

@marinrowe @caiterade__ I don’t really know what that entails but it’s a step up from my friends nominating me for Queer Eye

I wish one of my coworkers was on love is blind