Mark Gagliardi

@siefermad @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief You’re classy. Oh well, it’s not my job to teach you empathy. Just go back to kidnapping gardeners, I guess. Your family must be so proud of you.

@MarkGags @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief I am one, cry harder libtard. So you been part of the Gag family long. Do you come from a long line of gaggers?

Shame on us? For what? ✅ Finding illegal aliens ✅ Making communities safer ✅ Arresting criminals There’s no shame in our game.⚖️ Shame on illegal aliens who break the law by being in the United States illegally.🫣 #CBP #DHS #USBP #BorderPatrol #OpMidwayBlitz #Chicago

@siefermad @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief It’s “too.” Be careful, if your English isn’t perfect masked assholes will kidnap you.

@MarkGags @CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief I know, I know, you don't understand what is happening little guy. It's alright, don't be afraid. You don't have to understand that 77.5 million people voted for this and if you get to ID the officers that's just to bad.

@CMDROpAtLargeCA @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief Superheroes? Man, y’all sure have a superiority complex for a bunch of dudes who couldn’t pass the physical or mental exams to be real cops or real soldiers.

@MarkGags @DHSgov @CBP @USBPChief Batman, Lone Ranger, Spiderman, Captain America, Captain Marvel and the list goes on and on. Try harder next time, Kimosabee. Lol. And a hi-ho silver and AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

@timburchett Your Uncle Roy died fighting people like you.

This disgusts me. If any country ought to be kissing our ass it’s France. My Uncle Roy fought and died and is buried there for their freedom.

Rehearsal was a blast and I cannot wait for everyone to see this!

Pack #SCOTUS or overturn Marbury vs. Madison. The sinister six are dangerously anti-American.

@mcvalada Yes please, champ!! It was the buzzer timing at the end for me. And then of course having no clue during the final.

Boy was I surprised tonight, when I was catching up with Jeopardy!, to see @MarkGags competing against a juggernaut (Adrianna, who is most impressive.) Mark, we can compare stories sometime (I’m a 4x champ,)

@SouthpawTales Onus.

OMG @MarkGags is on Jeopardy! I'm not surprised, I'm just giddy. #CroachTheTracker

As Ron Popeil said, “Set it and forget it!” Have we done a Popeil-centric episode? You bet we have. Become a member today!

I feel exactly the same, brother. The @wegotthistweets community is a kind, creative, funny, and generous family, including those who create this show and those who make it possible.

Heads up: using Zoom now means permanently surrendering your likeness and ideas to their AI software. stackdiary.com/zoom-terms-now…

@KidsDrDave I stand by it

@MarkGags Bold statement

Empire Records is the only Xennial movie

@dicksp8jr Feels solidly Gen X to me.

@MarkGags Reality Bites?

I stand with my fellow actors. I stand with my writer siblings. I stand with Pamela Finkelstein. See you on the line. #SAGAFTRAstrong

People of the World, it’s @KenPlume’s birthday and we couldn’t be happier to have him as our producer and - more importantly - our friend. Everyone tweet nice things to him today!

It’s the 10th anniversary of ‘Drunk History’ @bvanhooker talked to @derekwaterss, @Jeremykonner, @JasonRitter, @MrTonyHale, @pattonoswalt, @pagetpaget, @JoeLoTruglio, Michael Cera, Colin Hanks, Jesse Plemons and more to get an oral history of the show buff.ly/3O7XLKs

To forming a more perfect union. 🍻

If SCOTUS was serious about their ludicrous “colorblindness” claims, they would have abolished legacy admissions, aka affirmative action for the privileged. 70% of Harvard’s legacy applicants are white. SCOTUS didn’t touch that - which would have impacted them and their patrons.