Mark Parkinson

@hunterw The entirety of the briefings can be viewed on television or the internet. Therefore you are, by definition, non-essential.

@MoDemParty Criticizing @GovParsonMO for refusing to take his marching orders from the People’s Republic of Illinois is a bold strategy going into November. Let’s see if it pays off for you.

“Working with Republican and Democratic governors to defeat coronavirus should be a no-brainer. Instead of doing what’s right, Parson only offers half-steps, lame talking points — and inaction.” missouridemocrats.org/press-release/…

@camanpour @WHO Are you an agent of the Chinese communist party?

Defunding @WHO in the middle of a pandemic is like pulling the plug on firefighters in the aftermath of 9/11.

@iDropNews BMW will make up for the loss of revenue by charging owners a monthly fee to use their air conditioning (the first year is gratuitous, of course)!

BMW Axes Apple CarPlay Monthly 'Subscription' Fees for Some Vehicles idropnews.com/news/fast-tech…

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who heard the phone call and said it was a quid pro quo." --Ambassador Bill Taylor

I'm at Sequoia National Park - @sequoiakingsnps in Sequoia National Park, CA swarmapp.com/c/3c9uAfalO8m

@phlchristo What, no credit to the photographer?

I’m glad my yard signs can be of service to the district in the off season!

@MissouriGOP At the end of those 7 hours, will we know if purchasing a $14,800,000 beachfront mansion is a prudent investment opportunity?

Seven Hours?

@clairecmc In either case, it’s worthy of nothing more than an eye roll.

I’m trying to imagine what my former R colleagues would have done if Barack Obama “hereby ordered” American businesses to do anything. They would’ve gone batshit crazy. Today? Crickets. I’m embarrassed for them.

@ReaganBattalion @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib I just received an email from a Nigerian Prince offering me round-trip airfare to Palestine for the low, low price of $1,199.00 Unfortunately, not everyone is as acute to spotting a scam as I am. Don't fall for folks, THIS IS A SCAM!

News flash: @IlhanMN and @RashidaTlaib never said anything about visiting Israel, this is their official schedule headline. Perhaps Palestine will still allow them to enter.

@phlchristo @NickBSchroer @GovParsonMO I'll volunteer to carry your luggage!

@NickBSchroer @GovParsonMO I volunteer to lead our delegation to Rome.

If @GovParsonMO needs some stronger business ties with Ireland, where can I sign up to lead these efforts? #moleg #Eire

@ChrisCuomo ...and just like that, the nickname stuck! You didn't think this one through to its obvious conclusion, did you, Fredo?

Appreciate all the support but - truth is I should be better than the guys baiting me. This happens all the time these days. Often in front of my family. But there is a lesson: no need to add to the ugliness; I should be better than what I oppose.

Dear @Walmart. Recently, @PhilAttey inquired about purchasing a firearm from your Port St. Lucie, FL location. He was subsequently denied sale by your alert associate(s) for presenting himself as mentally unstable. bravo, unnamed employee, bravo! #seesomethingsaysomething

@DineshDSouza Today is a beautiful day to give thanks to God. I am thankful I don't have any dirt on the Clintons! What are you thankful for?

Before and after #JeffreyEpsteinSuicide

Today is a beautiful day to give thanks to God. I am thankful I don't have any dirt on the Clintons! What are you thankful for?

.@SenTedCruz Sometimes a simple is all that is needed for a complex problem...

.@tedcruz Sometimes a simple solution is required for a complex problem...

Hey Mitch. No thoughts and prayers. LET THE SENATE VOTE ON HOUSE PASSED GUN SAFTY LAW. I know Putin gave millions to the NRA but seriously, is that what you’re afraid of? #massshooting

@dislexicon @DLoesch CC: @DLoesch

@DLoesch You have blood on your gun shilling hands. CC: @chwilde

@NYCMayor “Assault” is a verb, you dolt!

Despicable. We wouldn’t delay disaster prevention funds if the Americans in need lived in Mar-a-Lago. So why are our fellow Americans in Puerto Rico AGAIN denied help by the Trump administration? We know why. nytimes.com/2019/08/02/us/…