Sweaty Sean

@fadule_ Thank you Fadule

@SNYGiants So dumb. I think Dart goes for 45-47 touchdowns this year

Jaxson Dart issues a detailed statement on his decision to introduce Donald Trump and the impact that it has had on the Giants and his teammates

@fadule_ Thank you Fadule

First date topics: -when’s the last time you didn’t want a night to end -show each other which Instagram picture you think is each other’s hottest -what’s the last movie that made you cry -describe your ideal Friday night -describe your ideal Sunday -what’s something your friends have no idea you’re into -what’s more unattractive: smoking pot while the Sun is up or following Instagram models -what physical features do you find most attractive in a romantic partner - let this flow into a conversation about how hot and healthy you’re gonna be in your 40s -where and how would you wanna finish if you banged (let her go first) -what do you think about at 3AM -if you died today what’s the thing you’d most regret not doing while you were alive

@stevemgordon67 You’re right Steve. It’s not the same game we remember, the players are significantly better now.

I know everyone here in Seattle is excited about the potential return of the Sonics. Just be forewarned, it's not the same game you remember....

@scottapattison @spencerhawes00 @GovBobFerguson Scott, if you read his comment, he doesn’t say that. Hope that clears things up!

Washington state leads in holding the Trump Administration accountable because we work hard to anticipate what will happen. We're preparing for a range of actions by ICE and the federal government.

John Schneider as soon as Pete Carroll left

@dumpingbigdumps @BumsOfPhilly @RealBrittHughes Thanks for asking the right questions big dumps

@BumsOfPhilly @RealBrittHughes Just asking questions little Tim. Plenty of alternatives during the holiday szn. Relatives Remote work Friends Last place a kid wants to be from the 24-30 is a daycare. Make enough money so you don’t do that to your kids one day. Have a great breakfast.

How is this not a MASSIVE national news story???

Our tax system is way too regressive. Let’s use resources from a Millionaires’ Tax to provide tax credits for Washingtonians and make sure small business owners pay less in taxes.

@podporkers In your corner POD. #PorkTheBookie

@markrishera29 I’ll let my picks do the talking. See you at the cashier Monday Morning: NFL WEEK 17 The Show Goes On: 2 Team Teasers: Bengals -1 / Jags -.5 4U Cowboys -1 / Rams -2.5 3U Vikings +13.5 / Bolts Texans U 45.5 2U Straight: Saints -2.5 3U Niners -2.5 3U

Most people tell me, you’re always sports gambling. The difference between our process compared to the rest of the jerk offs out there is our process. Well informed, intentional predictions based off years of experience, pick up of trends, and film study.

BREAKING: I support a Millionaires’ Tax on income over $1 million a year. The fairness of our tax system ranks 50th. Let’s make this historic change this session. This is a separate proposal from the budget I announced today — revenue would not be realized until 2029.

Up 87 units this year is not a fluke, no one is better than what I do

I’m going to be extremely irrational tonight for no reason.

I fucking hate The Bananas

@NFL_DovKleiman Leon Washington

Without saying Devin Hester name a great NFL return specialist.

@fadule_ Thank you Fadule

The plan: -go to a party at the Pilates girls’ house who are way out of your league (only reason you’re invited is because your friends are popular and you’re unselfish when you have blow) -“The Kids” by MGMT is slapping -one of the girls is your longtime crush who you’ve struggled talking to in the past but on this day you have the magic, you’re making awesome conversation/everything you say is landing -all of a sudden 2 cops show up but you rise to the occasion and chat them up, you divert the conversation to the 80s and their High School football days, you tell them “Dancing In The Dark” by Bruce Springsteen is your favorite song -before leaving they shake your hand and tell you “try to keep it down but have fun” (best part about it is your friends and crush are watching) -your crush grabs you by your inner elbow and walks you to her bedroom where you smash like Tim Riggins and Jessica Simpson in her prime -you return to the party and roam with your boys having the time of your life -the girls invite you guys to post-game with them when people leave for the bars, while you’re there 3 dudes try to rob them thinking the house is empty - you tackle them like Luke Kuechley and throw them down the stairs and chase them off -the girls are so fired up they tell their older brothers - 5 minutes later these gentlemen FaceTime you from a bachelor party in Scottsdale (they’re man-rockets who love America), you debrief them on what happened and they DoorDash you 10 burritos and tell you your heroes

@PGA Knockdown gap

145 yards, no wind… what club?

@NUCLRGOLF 215-230

How far do you hit your 6 iron? 🏌️‍♂️

@stephenasmith @shedeur @DeionSanders Shut the fuck Stephen A

This is a damn disgrace. How in the hell is @Shedeur not off the board, not drafted yet. Y’all still think this doesn’t have anything to do with teams hatin on @DeionSanders. This kid is a first rounder. In a different way, this is Kaepernick all over again…..being kept out. A damn disgrace. I don’t care what anyone says!

@SleeperSeahawks @JFowlerESPN I’m open to banging Sydney Sweeney

The Seahawks are open to trading QB Sam Howell and have received inquiries from teams, per @JFowlerESPN

@CjSaftic Cody, I love you.

Too many underdogs to feel good about parlays. Focusing mainly on straight bets and props, but here is the PRP anyway! Basharat-Silva (-131) Add: Ruziboev-Malik (+171) Add: Bukauskas-Font (+753) Add: Fili-Walker (+4931) Add: Vanderford-Cutelaba (+24488) PRP: Cejudo-Allen +299567