Martin Shufflebotham

@Inthemanshed @WorldFamousHot1 To be fair lad back in the day it was out Friday return Monday/Tuesday. You only pushed it another day or so!! Although feel sick just thinking about it..

@WorldFamousHot1 Yep, I used to get absolutely spangled on NYE. I once didn’t make it home until the 5th January. Tomorrow I’m going for a meal in Holmes Chapel, driving, and will be in the gym morning of New Years Day. Wouldn’t have changed it, but really wouldn’t want to do it now either.

How times change. 25 years ago on NYE I’d be absolutely wankered. Playing 2 gigs and getting home on New Years Day in the afternoon with pockets full of cash and zero memory of it. Tomorrow I’ve entered an online UNO competition at 10pm.

@PaulSenior1 Agree,150m for a 31 year old is insane, they will get him next summer for 50m, if we’re lucky take the cash an give Ben Doak a run. He needs game time to push on and looks the part from what I’ve seen.

@refsupportuk Biggest issue is they’re not all given in these instances. Its literally every now an then that they give one and hide behind “letter of the law” therefore open to accusation of bias! Although a team including Tierney and Coote were always gonna make it about them at some point.

Good Morning Ref Supporters. Just wondering if the penalty for handball was not given in yesterdays FA Cup Final if the same people moaning that it wasn’t a penalty would be moaning that it was a penalty ? 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️ #refscantwin

@GuillemBalague And just like that up appears Guillem to give that ring piece of Peps a good spot shine as per usual. Reinventing football etc blah blah!!

With the display we have just seen, it would have been a shame if it wasn't reflected by the result One of the best team performances I have ever witnessed And to get 11 players on the pitch to think the same way, to perform for each other, following an idea and adding their onw personality... Now that is the hardest thing #CityReal

@Marc_YNWA Hard disagree! Get these Tory shitbags relegated!!

@Marc_YNWA @MelissaReddy_ More about wages with Jude as it always is.

@MelissaReddy_ Bellingham won't go for much more than that. Good player but I'd be disappointed if we paid that for him after saying Jude was too expensive

@Parthvk116 @Biggies_MaIIs The current crest is closest to the original?? The one you want was invented in 1992!

@Biggies_MaIIs Unpopular opinion: I do not like the current crest, they should just put the original

@tomsegura what time do you hit the stage at your early shows in UK?

@KEdge23 F U C K O F F P R I C K

V O T E C O N S E R V A T I V E

@theusednation77 @KEdge23 @Maurice86425594 Is he sponsored? This prick is on my timeline more than anyone I actually follow spewing his bollocks all day. @elonmusk sort it out!

@KEdge23 @Maurice86425594 I don’t follow you. Yet you’re on my timeline…on the hour every hour! I do t think you’ve ever told the truth!

It’s rather annoying when Labour and some lefties lie, and say the Tories crashed the economy last year, when it was actually the fastest growing economy in the G7, both in 2022 and 2021. Overall this year, it’s also grown, despite flatlining in February due to all the strikes.

@fesshole This you @Inthemanshed

A year back I sent a picture of my cock meant for my wife to the Whatsapp group of the parents of the under 15s I coach for and quickly deleted a few seconds after. To this day no one has said anything but I'm paranoid someone is biding their time waiting to take their revenge

This is Naomi, she has autism. She's played for my team for the last 2 seasons, U8s and U9s. At first, if it was raining she wouldn't even leave the house and if it started to rain during training she'd go sit in the car. But now, especially in the second half of this season she's really coming out of her shell. She's been braving the great British weather for the past 18 months, but in the last couple of months she's been asking to go in goal in training (that was a massive no no previously). For me, the biggest change in her has been the way she behaves on a Saturday. Before she was fairly static, wouldn't get involved too much and if the ball came near her, she'd just kick it in whatever direction she was facing. Now though, we have "beast mode" Naomi. She is composed, takes a touch, passes forwards, runs with the ball and joins the attack. A few weeks ago she got her first ever assist. 2 weeks ago she was inches from her first ever goal. And last week she captained the team. However, the biggest and most noticeable difference is the fact that she is actually CALLING for the ball. Last weekend she was asking to be passed to!! All this from a young lady who wouldn't even leave the house some weeks. Now she's asking to receive the ball. For the vast majority that's "normal" but for Naomi, it's enormous! I'm immensely proud of her and the support that she gets from her Mum, step-dad, Dad and step-mum is vital. I would love it for the whole grassroots family to bask in how fabulous she is! She's an inspiration! She inspires me to be a better coach and I'd love it if she could inspire someone else with similar struggles, even just one!

If strikers can be forced to go to work, why can't Matt Hancock?

@Inthemanshed Certainly appears that way. Special mention as well for United who are well an truly back after smashing (checks notes) the team 11th in league 1! 😂

Did Newcastle United win the league cup last night? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Can’t believe this particular shitbag is still about. But the comments from old Tories happy to pull the rug from under the younger generation is everything that’s wrong with this country!

@empireofthekop Let’s hope it’s not too serious otherwise we may have to start playing younger players with the legs to keep up with top level footy!

🗣️ "Millie felt something in the hamstring. We still hope it is not an injury, but we will see. He felt something, but after 30 years in the business he said, 'I don't think it's a lot' so we will see." Klopp's injury update on Milner 🤕 #LFC

Great to see Ashley Williams, fresh from recently battering a youth coach, discussing the ethics and morality of this World Cup in the BBC... 🙄

It takes an awful lot of guts to tell someone something like this to their face. You can hear the courage in her voice. But well done you, whoever you are, I think you’re brilliant

@Inthemanshed Dreadful since start of season, create fuck all. Not sure UTD quite deserve the love in after one shift mind you!

@martin_shuff Oh mate don’t make me choose

Go on Klopp fist pump that one