mart.I.am

@GAltringham The dominion Tottenham Court Road, a huge screen and virtually had the place to my

Were you able to see Star Wars at the theater in 1977? Tell us about it!

@eric_ernie_col @theemorecambec 100 years of Eric? That would bring sunshine 👓

Right! Come on…who’s going? A couple of hours…a cup of tea and a slice of cake! Share your memories… #EricMorecambe100 #EM100 #EricMorecambeOBE #Harpenden #MorecambeAndWise #JohnBartholomew #TheHarpendenHotshots #WAHEY 👓☀️❤️👓☀️❤️👓☀️❤️👓☀️❤️👓☀️❤️ @theemorecambec

@garyplayer @TheMasters @pxg Lovely to see the three great champions yesterday, i wish I was as flexible as you are

68 years coming to Augusta for the Masters and 15 as an Honorary Starter. To Augusta National, the patrons, the staff, the press, the volunteers, my fellow starters Jack and Tom, and fans around the world, words cannot describe how much love you give each and every year and the gratitude that fills my heart. GP

@eric_ernie_col Not now Arthur, not now. Wahey 👓

Happy Friday Folks… …have a Great Weekend! I like this little sketch… #StillBringingSunshine 👓☀️❤️ #MorecambeAndWise #EricAndErnie

@YesterdaysBrit1 I'll take off my rose tinted glasses and brush away a tear

Three channels on the TV 📺 - and the programmes were 👍 Radio 1 played good music Fish and chips wasn't a luxury A heatwave was welcomed 2 postal deliveries a day The council kept the local parks nice and tidy There was a police station not too far away You could get a doctors appointment for the next day You knew your neighbours Shops were shut on Sundays The government governed The High Streets were booming Men were men, and women were women Britain was British and bloody great. That was the past. That was Yesterday's Britain 🇬🇧, A Better Britain 🇬🇧

@J_Ballesteros1 The greatest

Feliz cumpleaños papá 🎂 Should’ve been 69 today ❤️

@GeoffNorcott Channelling your inner Roberto De Zerbi ?

It’s a lake mate.

@Richard00487851 We all did a Harry Worth as a kid

This came up out on the bikes today. Reminiscing: Did your Dad do this, and without cheating, who was it?

@Postecogniac It was all about box to box getting up and down in those days, Glenn had a brain and let the ball do the work, he could drop the ball on a sixpence

sad to think what England could've achieved in Glenn Hoddle's prime if the manager had the courage to drop Bryan Robson and Ray Wilkins. Personally, I would have had Gary Mabbutt and Graham Roberts as England regulars in the midfield with Glenn Hoddle. We all would, wouldn't we?

Mike slingback, how we miss him

@TheGriftReport @MrSugden2 Half a braincell and he'd be a Brussels sprout

Scotland’s only oil refinery that could produce jet fuel for the UK has been forced to shut down, the latest victim of Ed Miliband’s carbon tax. Grangemouth closed last year after the tax doubled under Labour’s Net Zero push. Britain now imports 50% of its jet fuel from the unstable Middle East, right as the Iran crisis threatens global supplies. A third of UK refineries have already vanished in 2025. Ryanair boss warns shortages could hit planes from May.

@OC Hey OC, you could have the radio two breakfast gig yet, phone it in from Oz

@truemagic68 And because Richard Dimbleby didn't do jokes, it was taken seriously. The best April fool ever

Lighten up time, folks - 1st April 1957, BBC's Richard Dimbleby of Panorama fame tells the British public live on TV about spaghetti trees growing on the banks of the River Po in Lombardy. For just a few seconds, he had us bemused? Good old fashioned humour, you can't beat it.

@MorrisBrightMBE Someone put the kettle on

"Hang on lads...I've got an idea!" #HaveABreak #KitKatBurglars #selfpreservationsociety

"This is Ted he is a 96 year old WW2 veteran. He came into my pub today for his lunch. I couldn't help but notice his medals I just had to go and ask him about his life and say thank you for his service to our country. He became really overwhelmed and cried. He said 'thank you young man no one cares about what I have to say anymore.' I told him that I'm sure there are so many people that do. Can we all please like and share this post and show him just how many of do care about our veterans and prove to Ted he's not forgotten. I will show him this post when he comes back for his dinner next week." Credit - animal discovery

@goonchild4 @Brunte84 @wendywoo6089 Spike for PM

@Brunte84 @wendywoo6089 😂😂😅 cost us millions.

The government’s big answer to sky-high fuel prices 🚀 An app that shows one local garage selling petrol at £1.55 a litre… and the other at £1.56 🤦🏼‍♂️ Truly world-class leadership. What a useless bunch of idiots 🎪

@ExtremeFootbal4 Ian Wright Wright Wright

Who is this footballer???

@FootballFunnys I'll keep Roy Keane, the rest can ho in the skip

Get rid of three. Rio Ferdinand three times for me…

@putthetellyon It's all gone to shite since he passed

I still miss Sir Terry. I wonder what he’d make of it all.

@chuckthomasuk AI

Who should replace Scott Mills on BBC Radio 2?