Marty Reeder

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@jwomac03 FACTS.

I had the opportunity to work with her at SV as a teacher and a coach. Missy is the best! No one worked harder or smiled more. She will be missed at GC. Also, a heck of a FBA player...

Tough loss, USMNT! 😉😉😉 @martyreeder/note/p-203414608?r=882sax&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@martyreeder/n…

The Data Center solution you've all been waiting for... open.substack.com/pub/martyreede…

@jwomac03 Sounds like you're ready for some Hemingway!

How about reading less about reading more?

Ever wanted to read more about reading less?! Of course you did. Making Excerptions in Reading Education open.substack.com/pub/martyreede…

h/t @mckaycoppins Thanks for the inspiration!

Take a chance on this latest foray into the glorious benefits of gambling! "The Sure Bet for Fixing Our Nation’s Current Woes" open.substack.com/pub/martyreede…

I feel like roadkill is the "leftovers" of the animal kingdom. New Tupperware line for scavengers?

What does this world need more of? Articles on AI. And cake. This Brilliant Solutions column has BOTH. "Let Them Have AI" open.substack.com/pub/martyreede…

Recent photo of the team offering to conduct the audit:

@jwomac03 @TylerNewbold Spectator Gym?

@TylerNewbold And the games should be played on home courts. None of this neutral court garbage.

100%. No good reason not to play these games.

@TheRealTO @jennmckay007 Looks great. I love walking past it everyday since you guys have been there.

@jennmckay007 My house sat empty for 4 years before we bought it and the yard was mostly weeds and it is still a battle to make it look half decent 10 years later! 😭

@6luke_johnson ¡Los dos!

@martyreeder ¿Debería tomar Espanol 1020 este año? ¿O el próximo año?

@BrevinEgbert @jwomac03 Is it a dub if you had to schedule the event for when you knew the other team's star player would be out of town? #Loophole

took dubs in faculty ball @jwomac03 @martyreeder

@BrevinEgbert All I read there is, “Just because I want Santa and his reindeer to run into power lines.” #BrevinTheGrinch

@martyreeder wow just because i don’t like my wings tasting like pine tree scented candle wax…

It might interest the general public to know that @BrevinEgbert hates Christmas. I’m not calling for him to be canceled, but what happens from here is out of my hands.

@jwomac03 @BrevinEgbert Right?

@martyreeder @BrevinEgbert That's messed up.

*Content Warning* Judging by past winners, there will likely be some readings that have very adult topics (though, and this may shock some of you, Bonnie's will be appropriate for all audiences).

It's not everyday that you get to hear a poetry reading from the Reeder Household Poet Laureate. In fact, it's one day: April 28! Anyone in the area and with an internal need to revel in poetic offerings is invited to come listen or drop in on Zoom.

@TyNielsen3 Ha! Good point. Maybe I’ll only drink nothing more than whatever dew I can collect in the morning…

@martyreeder I mean, reading the news you better hold off until October!!

We’re climbing the ranks!! After these next coming storms Bear River should be in the high 90%!!!!