@Dirtdog @molzer @TripleNetTyler @realEstateTrent Not enough data, let’s all meet up at Karaoke City for further investigation.
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Matt Elam
700 posts
Matt Elam
@matthewlelam
Music Agent https://t.co/9H7yXKrfFB
Katılım Nisan 2023
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@molzer @TripleNetTyler @realEstateTrent @matthewlelam can we get an expert opinion here?
Should Tyler or Zach quit their day jobs or stick with CRE?
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ROLL CALL: who will be at the RE gala tonight?
Can’t wait to see everyone again 🫶🏼
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Who is going to the gala? Hit me up.
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@matthewlelam Wait that's a pic of you as a kid with the PE tape?? That's dope!
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Be honest...
First rap album you ever owned. 💿
Not the best. The FIRST one.
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@SahilBloom I’m doing something similar!
East of Eden
Gone with the Wind
Oliver Twist
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2026 side quest: Go back and read all the classic books I probably ignored or sparknoted in school.
Not trying to be “impressive” or “sound smart” just want to read all the classics. Just finished The Catcher in the Rye and Of Mice and Men.
What should I have on my list?
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I spent the day showing him some of our properties -- and he was mostly quiet.
You usually get a "thank you, I would love to discuss next steps" email as a follow up.
This was what he sent instead:
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11 years ago this kid casually sent me his resume via Craigslist.
He'd just finished school, with no experience or real estate knowledge.
I needed someone to cut checks and show space, so I called him in for an interview.
This is James Martin, and here's what happened next:
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@dtmorgan18 Apple Watch 7th grade. iPhone when they start driving.
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Parents, at what age will you get your kids phones, or when did you give them phones?
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Ari Gold.
An entire new generation has no idea who that is.
When I was fishing college, he was all of my friend’s favorite tv character, by far.
Example of a random scene:
Ari and his wife are at couple’s therapy.
Wife:
“I ask for one hour out of the day for his undivided attention, and I can't even have that.”
Ari:
“You can have it if you want to live in Agoura Hills and go to group therapy.
But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership and you want nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a Wednesday!”
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I listed a really nice leather couch for Free once on FB Marketplace because I was moving out of my old apartment and needed it gone in a couple hours. Probably worth $1200.
This small lady showed up with no help. I had to carry it down to her car. It was a small SUV, you could barely put one cushion in this thing.
She asked if I had a truck and could drive it to her house. I did have a truck, and reluctantly agreed. Nobody was there to help unload it either so she asked me to unload it.
I took it out of my truck and took it to her porch and left.
She left me a bad review because I didn’t bring it inside her house for her.
I should have just tossed it in the dumpster.
Dr. CZ@AngelMD1103
This is EXACTLY why people are DONE with Facebook Marketplace… 📦 She literally listed two egg chairs for FREE. Not discounted. Not negotiable. FREE. Clear picture. Clear description. One chair had a cushion, one didn’t. That’s it. And somehow… it STILL turned into chaos. Message after message, people asking questions already answered, trying to negotiate a price on something that costs $0, acting confused over the most basic details. It went from “I’m giving this away” to pure frustration real fast. That’s when she snapped, FULL rant mode. And honestly? A lot of people are saying she just said what everyone’s been thinking. Because, how does “free” still turn into this much drama?? At some point it’s not even about the item anymore… it’s about dealing with people. Be real, has Facebook Marketplace become more stress than it’s worth? And what’s the most ridiculous message you’ve ever gotten trying to sell (or give away) something?
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Fuck the 90s I’m still wearing em
MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾@MUSICANDBUILDS
NIGGAS WAS WEARING FILA IN THE 90S AND THE GRANT HILLS WERE LEGENDARY WHO BE HIRING THESE NIGGAS TO SPEAK ON THE CULTURE
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“My dogs need a new car.”
Never thought I’d say that. Yet here we are.
3 cars: 2 Teslas and a midlife crisis C3 Corvette.
One Tesla is basically a dog park shuttle at this point. Fur. Slobber. Muddy paws. Short trips.
Now our teen is getting his learner’s permit and suddenly I need: 2 presentable cars + something both my wife and teenager can drive that I don’t mind the dogs destroying.
Someone please talk me out of buying a Ranger for under $10k.
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@realEstateTrent “Doing nothing is wildly underrated” is my stock response when my wife asks, “What should we do for [INSERT HOLIDAY]?”
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You’re much better off staying single than being in a bad relationship.
You’re much better off passing if the deal’s mediocre.
Doing nothing is wildly underrated.
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@Jeffdthompson I've actually been able to find a lot of accessories for it. I actually got Guitar Hero the other day
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These Wiis are the cockroaches of gaming consoles.
They are literally indestructible.
This is my wife’s childhood Wii that we adopted. My kids leave it on all night, tip it over, and somehow it still runs perfectly 20 years later.
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