Matt

@brskyrme It was more Eze not taking a penalty sensibly!

Gabriel emulating Chris Waddle was not in my bingo card. #UCL #PSG #ARS

@RandomKiwiNZ @WorkElizab How about, if you can't afford to pay your staff a living wage then don't open a restaurant... Although I do appreciate that the service should be better when needing tips to top up the wages.

@WorkElizab Fixed it

What do you think about this?

@BritishGas @eonenergyuk I have messaged you, thanks Matt

@mattskyrme @eonenergyuk Hi Matt, I'm sorry to hear the level of service isn't what we'd expect. Please pop over a DM with your full name, address, email and your query? ^Kev

@BritishGas is there anyone who can help with the inept service that I've received from you since I stupidly decided to return to you from @eonenergyuk in October please?

@rebusrocks @EastHantsDC I was paying for the garden waste collection with @HavantBorough and 75% of the time they didn't even bother to empty my bin! #Grrr

@EastHantsDC can you tell me why my glass recycling wasn’t collected today when everyone else’s was please. It was in front of the bins before the bin men came right on the curb-side in the correct container. You can actually see my neighbours box on the grass behind. Empty 🤷‍♀️

@nobleisawinner How about paying a proper wage and not expecting the customer to boost the serving staffs wages! Tips should be for great service and not expected!

@honeymoon250 I see a hippotatomus!

Do you see a CAT or a DOG ?

@brskyrme @billybinion People caved to champagne as well... They didn't want people getting elderflower Champagne muddled up proper Champagne and apparently they also went after the perfume designer that had one named champagne!

@mattskyrme @billybinion Embarrassing decision, though. Caving to the dairy industry.

People are (understandably) laughing that a guy sued because his "boneless wings" were just chicken breast. But *many* lawmakers have tried to ban plant-based companies from using the word "burger" on veggie burgers and "milk" on almond milk. Beyond parody.

@brskyrme @billybinion That's changing to juice or drink on all milk substitutes except coconut milk due to how long that has actually been called milk.

@billybinion Meanwhile in the UK… bbc.com/news/articles/…

@brskyrme @TheBritpopShow I thought that they came with a hand pump for the destination side of your journey.

@TheBritpopShow Aside from needing to vacuum pack at the other end (which might be ok if staying with family or friends), I always assume the bag will end up being really heavy.

Has anyone ever bought one of those vaccum-pack rucksacks, designed for Ryanair hand luggage? They look genius but suspect might actually be shite.

@MomuMoura If you are going for a run I'd probably say yes! If not then no... 😂😂

@brskyrme @DiscoMirror @irish_news @ManUtd Spoiler alert! Now 3!

@DiscoMirror @irish_news @ManUtd United have won 2 games. Let’s all just take a breath and see where we are 10 games from now.

Inside Michael Carrick’s Man Utd revival - how shorter, more intense training sessions, individual coaching and tweaks to the matchday routine have got United back on track. For @irish_news @ManUtd #MUFC

What lies more, politicians or the washing machine timer?

@domisatwit a new calendar for Captain from Temu! share.temu.com/UHraGtwI5CB

@domisatwit I found your buddy!

@brskyrme @caroljsroth And homemade lemonade.

@caroljsroth Homemade fruitade, right @mattskyrme ?

Did your family have one of these? What was in it?

@SWOSUnited Can we get this for the PSP?

#swos #Portable

@brskyrme Why? Micah brings chaos to the shows 😂

These guys are unwatchable…

@EE how am I getting a perfect signal in the Orkney Isles but such poor signal on the Isle of Wight?

@brskyrme Wow!