Armin Tamzarian

I’d like to report an international war crime 😭😭😭

me behind my phone screen encouraging the rest of the liverpool squad to engage in mutiny

Gakpo making notes of all the players liking the post to report to Slot

When Henderson scores and Kelleher saves a penalty next week to get Slot sacked.

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

The Simpsons made a brilliant reference to the opening sequence of The Sopranos.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Les Battersby makes wrestling debut! Simulation theory confirmed. 😂 71-year-old Les Battersby struts out to the full Coronation Street theme, milks the crowd like it’s last orders at the Rovers, shaking every hand he can reach, then Status Quo kicks in as he “runs” the ropes like a pensioner who just remembered he left the oven on. 🐢 Absolute glorious nonsense! 😭

@triffic_stuff_ @RobboHarry @SenseiCarl_ thoughts please? El Horno needs to bring Les down a peg or two 👹

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

To whom it may concern MC VITIES FIG ROLLS aka THE FiGGY ONE the last couple of packets I’ve purchased there’s been biscuits missing 3 in each lane only 2 some times now 1 sort it out there’s a thief on the loose IM SERIOUS

My hotel room appears to have a round bed. Feel like R Kelly

Richard Keys goes full Partridge in a deliciously cringe interview in today's Telegraph. This is the best of many quotes.

Imagine being shown this 2 months ago with no context