Matt Pidduck

@humbruv @AMFakeNews I heard it was gonna be called “heartbreak hotel”

@AMFakeNews Fun fact: “Suck It and See” was originally going to be called “Thriller”

Phoebe Bridgers on Arctic Monkeys’ ‘The Car Tour’: “Beatlemania and ‘Thriller’ have nothing on these shows.”

@ArcticMonkeys not sure what the criticism has been about you lot absolutely killed Glastonbury, amazing set, glad I was there at the emirates as well

@george_ezra #GoldRushKid #FinsburyPark Alright neighbour, can you give us a lift back to Hertford after?

@MarinaPurkiss How dare we be patriotic….like every other country is….

Just back from a trip to Morrison’s Is it just me, or have their butter and eggs always been this...patriotic?

@sfcsol @MLS Mate if it means everything to you as a football club then fair play that’s what footballs about can’t argue that🙌🏼

@mattyp714 @MLS it’s looked at as one of the most unique club traditions in the world. sure, you might not understand it, but it means everything to the Timbers. And I believe English fans are the most passionate in the world by a mile, but why shit on other fan bases?

👷‍♂️👷‍♀️👷‍♂️ New tradition is born. #Crew96

@sfcsol @MLS It’s the fact that we purely cheer that makes it passionate, …and the log thing isn’t just laughed at by me but my most because it is genuinely cringey…come over to England and watch a match and you’ll understand the passion

@mattyp714 @MLS it’s better than just cheering for a goal. this Crew celebration is awful but the Timbers one is unique and makes up for the American fans having less passion than the English ones. Not sure why it bothers you so much 💀

@sfcsol @MLS

@sfcsol @MLS No you’re right it’s actually a really cute celebration and you appreciate it so much more when you see the Columbus crew celebration

@russellluxton1 @Lord_Sugar The Croatians all boo’d Spain yesterday….plenty of other teams do it

@Lord_Sugar All the teams in the euro's only English fans boo the other team embarrassing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Has Harry touched the ball yet ?

@Lord_Sugar This aged well…..one of the few times he actually got decent service, oh look he scored🙌🏼

@JonStokes1 #ItsComingHome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ItsComingHome

@danielogoun7 Is pogba playing for England and copying an iconic player’s hairstyle?

When it’s Foden it’s celebrated but when it’s Pogba...let me not

@liamgallagher Can’t fucking stand him! @liamgallagher

Neymar is an embarrassing little cunt

@piersmorgan He was your best mate about 2 weeks ago😂

Disingenuous, a*se-covering bullsh*t.

@wandbc Not trying to scare you😂other than suggesting how to cope through a zombie apocalypse we’re all calm thanks👍🏼

Don't worry, we're not trying to scare you. This is part of our contribution to the #30days30waysUK campaign - a month-long national campaign. 30days30waysuk.org.uk

@BudweiserUK @premierleague One of the shittest beers going

The King Of Beers meets the Kings of Football. Brewed longer for a smooth taste. #KingofBeers 🤝 @PremierLeague

@mar1f70 @BazN17 @Merve80918787 @Lord_Sugar @IanWright0 The same colour as his suit....

@BazN17 @Merve80918787 @Lord_Sugar @IanWright0 But what colour do you usually associate with sand?

That is one hell of a suit @IanWright0 has on. A bit too dark don't you think. He could be in camouflage on a beach.

@acdesilva @JonStokes1 @TitaniaMcGrath @adesilva13 @dangilbert14 Thought that’s what you liked?

Just think of all the sacrifices that gay activists have made over the decades so that dog fetishists could finally be taken seriously. THIS is what progress looks like. 🏳️‍🌈🐶✊

@JonStokes1 @TitaniaMcGrath @adesilva13 @acdesilva @dangilbert14 🤣🤣

@TitaniaMcGrath @mattyp714 @adesilva13 @acdesilva @dangilbert14