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@The2nd1776 @JohnnyTani3 @prockwellbg @Bar_tolmi Guys come up with better arguments. Oliver hand-wrote the printer's manuscript. The 11 witnesses affirmed their accounts and witnesses of the Book of Mormon their entire lives - even when some left the church or were excommunicated. That is more valuable than a signature anyway.

@JohnnyTani3 @prockwellbg @Bar_tolmi It's been said that Oliver Cowdery forged all the signatures. Look it up.

Hasn't been digitized? You don't say...

@k84nq A guy saluting. What brain am I? Middle brain?

如果你左脑发达，你会看见一只兔子 如果你右脑发达，你会看见一只猫 告诉我，你看到了啥

@miles_commodore I usually say something like, "Oh yeah I remember you telling me about this. That was so amazing!" And then change the subject.

When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?

@daltonbrewer November 2018. Back when kids would freak out when we would pull into the school dropoff. "A TESLA! A TESLA! LOOK!"

What year did you buy your first Tesla?

@AntiLeftMemes It's clearly a cat reaching to the right with its paws? Where are you getting teacup and turtle?

If you are right brained, you will see a teacup. If you are left brained, you will see a turtle. What do you see?

@ohhanxiety A planer

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is

@otokyo__ Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

What should she do?

@nicoraytruth This happens on a micro scale all the time. Missionaries dread going to wealthy areas where doors will be slammed in their face and they get few if any baptisms. Go to a poor part of town? The people invite you in, feed you, and are receptive. Less pride = more love.

The Roman Empire was about as worldly as it gets and it converted. Not by argument, and not after some single trauma, but because Christians out loved, out died, and out healed a dying culture until the worldly looked at what was happening and wanted in. You’re half right: trauma helps. But America is already in it. We’re not waiting for the collapse. We’re living in the slow one. Record loneliness, a male crisis, a fertility cliff, tens of millions who left church and found only astrology and politics to fill the hole. That is the rubble Rome converted out of. The mission field isn’t coming; it’s here. And worldliness was never the real barrier. Rome was worldly. Corinth was worldly. The barrier is a church that offers the worldly nothing they can’t already get cheaper somewhere else. Show them a God who actually heals, an open heaven, a people who still believe enough to risk a miracle — and “too worldly to convert” turns into “couldn’t look away.” The worldly don’t convert to platitudes. They convert to fire.

@FiredUpCoug whatever is in that barrel, man!

First time. We are here for breakfast. What do you recommend?

@AntiLeftMemes Arrrr

What is missing if it is not the number 6 ?

@HarknessRi64787 @Scath_na_Gealai Yep. There are weird and evil people in every religion and walk of life. There are people who try to take advantage of people in this world. But to suggest our 17+ million member world-wide religion is a giant sex cult? Calm down and tell me what's going on.

@Scath_na_Gealai @matziq I can provide Archeological proof from the Mormon sex cult molesting children. That they sent 1 attorney and 5 Archeologists to where David McKay told them that they would find Zarahemla but of course they don't and all 6 left the Mormon sex cult molesting children!

This is what the call Satan’s work: “I would that ye should understand that God himself shall come down among the children of men, and shall redeem his people. And because he dwelleth in flesh he shall be called the Son of God, and having subjected the flesh to the will of the Father, being the Father and the Son— The Father, because he was conceived by the power of God; and the Son, because of the flesh; thus becoming the Father and Son— And they are one God, yea, the very Eternal Father of heaven and of earth.”

@DakotaHansen13 @FieldGeneralDad @ThoughtfulSaint They travelled.... checks Book of Mormon... like boats. They were designed to be able to capsize. It's actually quite smart - but not practical. They could not steer them but they were water-tight. They were meant to keep them safe as they followed the currents. Read the book.

@matziq @FieldGeneralDad @ThoughtfulSaint And the submarines employed during WW1 were called U-boats. What they're called isn't nearly as significant as how they travel.

So how long did the people in the Americas go without something necessary for salvation? 🤨

@Sofia50020Sofia I found one in my garage one time (a bull snake?). Without thinking, I grabbed it by the tail, swung it around over my head, and chucked it across the street into the neighbors yard. I then went to work. It still amazes me that I did that (the snake thing, not the going to work)

As the man of the house, what’s your next move…

@Scath_na_Gealai @HarknessRi64787 @grok We don't have any rules around hair length or facial hair (except for missionaries who are currently serving). There are many members I know who have magnificent beards and long hair who would fit right in with ZZ Top. And tattoos, piercings, etc. We welcome all!

@grok at what time period are the oldest known biblical scriptures written? What is the oldest known surviving torah? Now for you why would you need Jesus DNA? We know Historically Jesus existed thanks to Roman Documents. You have nothing to prove any Mormon historical anything. Jesus Disciples Probably looked like me Long hair, beards, Olive skin which I don't have. Trust me I would never cut my hair or shave my beard to join your cult. I know God will accept me for who I am, not what I look like.

@kinpatsukenshi Yes and wow what luck. Two beatiful examples of the power of mother nature and the universe in one shot. Amazing!

Apparently there's a volcano erupting right now in the Philippines. I'm watching a livestream when suddenly there's this extremely bright green fireball coming from a completely unrelated trajectory. Is that a meteor?

@FiredUpCoug My Fair Lady. I'd say Casablanca, but my kids can't get past the acting style of the day.

It's show time at my grandparent's house. This is one of their movie drawers. What should we watch?

@tugce190333 Straight up hippopotamus.

Sağ beyniniz varsa kedi yavrusu görürsünüz,sol beyniniz varsa tavşan yavrusu görürsünüz. Siz ne görüyorsunuz

@JamesMac_Fit If I could go back and do it all over again, my kids would get a phone/device when they are 1) over 18 and 2) can buy one for themselves with their own money and pay the monthly fee. I am 100% not kidding. The kids today are slaves to the algorithms of big tech.

Dads... I need your advice. As a young dad myself, I’m genuinely worried about my son growing up addicted to screens, phones, games, etc. It feels like EVERYTHING is designed to grab their attention these days. So I want to ask: - How do you actually manage screen time in your house? - What’s worked for you? - What’s failed? Would appreciate real answers from people who’ve been there 🤝

@Scath_na_Gealai @HarknessRi64787 You first. Where are the original writings of the bible? What do Jesus' apostles look like? Where's Jesus' DNA evidence?

@matziq @HarknessRi64787 Can you provide any archeological evidence for the book of mormon? 1. Where are the plates? I don't by the angel taking them. 2. Show me what a lamenite looks like. 3. Any DNA evidence to prove the book of mormon.

@BuzzzStryker @AplusGuildRVT @JasontheLayman You first.

@AplusGuildRVT @JasontheLayman Nope. No contradiction. Thank you and happy Memorial Day to you. Today would be a good day for you to repent and find Jesus. I urge you to do so.

One of the biggest signs that the Book of Mormon was a complete sham is how it portrays it's pretend prophets. Every single one of them has strikingly clear visions of the future. Not one prophet of the Old Testament could do this, they saw through the glass of time darkly, but all of Joseph Smith's imaginary seers somehow had 20/20 visions. How did they accomplish this? Because it was all concocted over 1700 years AFTER the New Testament events took place, not before. Here's an example from one such "prophecy" in the tenth chapter of the Book of Fables. I cut out the imaginary fluff parts Joseph added and left what he plagiarized from the Gospels. This Lehi supposedly lived 600 years before Christ, but proclaimed this: A prophet would the Lord God raise up among the Jews, even a Messiah, or, in other words, a Savior of the world. The Redeemer of the world. All mankind were in a lost and in a fallen state. Also, a prophet who should come before the Messiah, to prepare the way of the Lord. He should go forth and cry in the wilderness: Prepare ye the way of the Lord, and make his paths straight; for there standeth one among you whom ye know not; and he is mightier than I, whose shoe’s latchet I am not worthy to unloose. He should baptize in Bethabara, beyond Jordan; even that he should baptize the Messiah with water, the Lamb of God, who should take away the sins of the world. He spake unto my brethren concerning the gospel which should be preached among the Jews. And after they had slain the Messiah, who should come, and after he had been slain he should rise from the dead, and should make himself manifest, by the Holy Ghost, unto the Gentiles. Wake up, sleeping LDS members, you have believed a lie!