Max Beizer

@fnando @github I actually worked on this and thought of you twitter.com/GHchangelog/st… 💜

I have found Twitter to be so toxic that it was actively making me unhappy. Like on FB, I have essentially gone dark. If I miss a message or mention from you, I apologize.

@T_scottie @gdimelow @PhilipNByrne @goulcher I feel seen

@gdimelow @PhilipNByrne @goulcher @maxbeizer

@appltn @Plaid Plaid is awesome. They’re lucky to have you

I'm really happy to have started a new job @Plaid this week. Currently in San Francisco for onboarding so give me a shout if you want to hang out.

@jdxcode All the best! I hope we cross paths again soon

@jasoncharnes Yepyep. I'm here. Just wrapping up some $DAY_JOB stuff

@thejonanshow Yesyesyes. Congrats!

We made a human! Internet friends, meet Rook Lena Rin Scheffler. She has not yet demonstrated any aptitude for programming, perhaps because her eyes don't open yet. I will continue white boarding linked list implementations with her hourly and keep you posted. 💜 6lbs 3oz 18.5in

@kahlouie I hope you are well Kara and may all your bagels be schmear’d and lox’d

@kahlouie Mmm schmear. Lol

5 jobs I've had: 1. Boston Market server 2. Bagel schmearer 3. Mail Clerk 4. Teacher 5. Software engineer Curious to hear your 5!

@anniethesexton Also, your art is amazing

@anniethesexton I’m trying really hard to not feel weird about being the first to like a picture of a monkey butt

Monkey butt!

Did the cert expire? `domain=use.fontawesome.com bash -c 'echo | openssl s_client -showcerts -servername $domain -connect $domain:443 2> /dev/null | openssl x509 -inform pem -noout -text ' | grep "Issuer:\|Before\|After" unable to load certificate`

@fontawesome everything ok over there? downforeveryoneorjustme.com/use.fontawesom… your status site is green though

@stevenharman Sprinkles: the confetti of food

@itchymutt Get back to me on whether it was all it’s cracked up to be

Baby’s first chiropractor 😬

If you think you can learn nothing from a beginner, you’re probably not really an expert.

@itchymutt Honestly, I just kinda what to know what the green button does.

“There is so much that is broken in this world,” she mused, while squinting with great concentration at the puzzle on the wall, uncertain how to get to the ground floor.

RE: reading about monads... @cfactoid : haskell docs are a TRIP me: I can find easier ways to feel dumb

@alindeman “Define ‘computers’” and then say “well in that case, no” no matter what they define computers as

@bitfield @luketlancaster ❤️ Of course I’d also rather not be that guy square pegging other language conventions into golang I write. I have these moments with every new language I learn I guess. Thanks for sharing your perspective!

@maxbeizer @luketlancaster Well, conventions are only conventions. You should write code that's clear and straightforward to you. If that means longer variable names, so be it. There isn't a variable tax!