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@lEsethuHasane When you have to build your local government campaign around a conflict 10,000km away, it tells you all you need to know about your delivery track record.

@SethDillon @PamelaParesky Nearly got the Punctuation right. “Don’t play with your kids seriously” gets at it a bit better.

Stop whatever you're doing — especially if you're reading The New York Times — and play with your kids.

@sgcafan @HistoryBoomer Better at reading than (re)writing?

@HistoryBoomer I go to the movies a lot, so I’ve seen the trailer a few times. And forgetting about it’s apparent bastardization of the source material, the animation looks terrible.

Throw it in Mount Doom

@SandyofCthulhu @jackunheard “How dare you!”

@jackunheard Ticks are even less useful. At least male mosquitoes do a bit of pollination and their larvae help filter water. Ticks do nothing.

Genuinely have yet to hear a solid excuse for the existence of mosquitos.

@uMarhobane Just waiting for the vandals to have a moment and start colouring in that flag.

@maxcrichter someone should paint it with the UN or EU motif

I will never stop finding it funny how easily the Dutch eat up the warmed-over diarrhea this man feeds them

@DefiantLs “So remove all incentives to improve the world for someone other than yourself” aren’t having kids? Well then the “world ends in 30 years” is kinda self fulfilling prophecy.

Seth Rogan says he doesn't want children, because it seems like a "dark stressful life with small moments of joy" “You don’t need kids... The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

An alliance with Brazil on combating F&M is great - they have experience and expertise and were successful. We have it too, but the @DOAgov_ZA ignores the 2 advisory committees. Experts who speak out about it, are expelled. Does this agreement also include the strict secrecy clause which our own experts had to sign?

@PempheroMphande Imagining “should” from made up fancy instead of pondering how to improve the skills of people to compete. Ultimate waste of effort, if not completely counterproductive. Best to ignore actually.

White people are about 7% of the South African population. They should own 7% of the land or less. Black people are about 80% of the population. They should own 80% of the land or more. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Someone once observed that in any conflict, leftists will always side with whichever demographic causes the most social harm. This creates a hierarchy, with White men (the primary civilization-builders) at the bottom, and third-world Muslims at the top. Here's why how this works. In a healthy society, people who build civilization are revered, and people who cause social harm are despised. And there is a hierarchy that runs in the opposite order, with respect and resources going to those who serve civilization. This creates a natural opportunity for power-hungry subversives. They can recruit each layer of this hierarchy by exploiting their resentment against those above them. All they must do is frame their merit-based status as unearned "privilege". White women were recruited to leftism by stoking their resentment of White men, and promising elevation above them. What the White women were not told is that they would be placed beneath everyone else. Often literally. Black people were recruited by exploiting their resentment of Whites... but they weren't told that every benefit they received would eventually be taken away and given to third world immigrants. Homosexuals were promised elevation above the "breeders" (because children are needed for civilization, and sodomy is not), but no one told them that the trannies would rule over them. And no one told the trannies that Muslim community would be allowed to segregate and oppress them far more brutally than the most ardent of White bigots. The most brutal irony of all is that all of these groups who are recruited to fight for leftism end up far more brutally oppressed that they ever were by mainstream prosocial White society. Because natural civilizational hierarchies are based on contribution. There's a certain amount of prejudice which exists because people can reason inductively, but if you are a mixed race lesbian engineer who can actually who build useful shit, then it's at least possible for people to eventually overcome their surprise, and break you off a nice house in the suburbs and some forbearance wherein people don't really talk about the real relationship between you and your "roommate". Under leftism inverted hierarchies, you have no such chance. Sure, during the transitional phase you'll be elevated for being a mixed-race lesbian, regardless of whether you can do anything useful or not. But then, the Muslims will be allowed to throw you off a roof when it's time to pander to them, in turn. This White (or White-passing) woman probably voted straight democrat and cheered for "MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeToo", to avenge her resentment against White men in general. She probably never dreamed that she would, in turn, not only be thrown under the bus, but that she would be targeted by the precise same weapons her sisters were given to unseat White men with. And @jk_rowling found out in vivid, larger-than-life detail what happens to White feminists when the left has a new darling to cater to, who can be used to unravel some still-intact piece of civilization. You see, by the early 21st century, the left had no more use for White feminists, because everything the left wanted to use them to destroy was already destroyed. Women were already spending their twenties and thirties on cubicle jobs and abortions, instead of marriages and children. The workforce was already doubled, and the price of labor had already crashed. Fertility rates were already dropping, and people were already marrying late, or never. It was time to recruit a new wrecking ball, to turn against some other corner of the edifice of order, and the price of that was easy to pay... just confiscate everything you once gave them, and give it to the trannies instead. The actual bodies of the White feminists (as well as all other women, and their daughters), could be used again, sold out to third world men who want to rape them, all by simply turning a blind eye. And the best perk of all of this is that they'll still vote for you. Because reversing course requires admitting a mistake.

@SandyofCthulhu @FiredUpCoug appropriate as the sequel trilogy is mostly canon-fodder...? 😜

@FiredUpCoug That would 100% work, except I'd say "canon" instead of "cannon". Sorry about being an awful nit-picker.

How Disney can save the Star Wars franchise in two simple steps: 1) Declare that Kathleen Kennedy's sequel trilogy is non-cannon. 2) Replace it with Timothy Zahn's trilogy.

@ShitpostGate shotgun doesn't work as a flyswatter...

@Abramjee puttering around the store... 🫣

These men stole golf clubs from a retail store in a shoplifting incident. WATCH:

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@NoaGresiva Rorschach test of note... considering the flag is left blank... plenty of suits "carry" flags of left-wing causes. "flags in bio" flags don't count of course... right?

Nadie así vestido llevaría ninguna de las banderas con las que intentan equiparar a la izquierda con la derecha. La gente que va así vestida lleva unas banderas concretas. Y suelen ser de países. En el arte todo detalle es importante.

Un hombre cegado por una bandera que le tapa los ojos. No ve que avanza hacia el vacío. Banksy ha captado la esencia de la ultraderecha en el mundo. Es un maldito genio.

@Rainmaker1973 have people never heard of reference frames?

Is the drone stationary, or is it moving at 50 km/h? [📹 Jeremy Lynch]

@AzPetrich do "flag in bio" flags count?

A man blinded by a flag about to step off into emptiness might be Banksy's best work ever.

@captgouda24 Bus fares are part of the product, in that they provide a marginal deterrent to the absolute worst people using the bus. Those are the people who make functional people not use the bus.

C'est grâce à la "transphobie" de ma famille que j'ai dû me laisser plus de temps pour transitionner hormonalement, jusqu'à finir par réaliser que cette "dysphorie de genre" était liée à des problèmes sous-jacents qu'il fallait régler. Et qui ont fini par être réglés au début de la vingtaine. C'est grâce à ça que je n'ai jamais entrepris ce qui aurait pu être une erreur fatale. Alors que le milieu transactiviste me poussait à haïr ma famille et à la renier pour être "qui je suis". Or, ma famille était juste inquiète et terrifiée à l'idée de me voir changer. C'est sectaire. Et ça joue sur la rebellion et le mal-être des adolescents pour les enfermer dans une réalité alternative. Ces paroles-là, selon les transactivistes, seraient interprétés de cette façon : J'ai renié qui "je suis" à cause de la "transphobie". Et que, tous les autres détrans détransitionnent à cause de la transphobie. Victimes éternelles, obligées de se conformer à leur biologie, n'est-ce pas... Alors qu'il est juste question d'un mal-être pouvant s'installer à l'adolescence, et disparaître au fur et à mesure que notre cerveau devient mature, guérissant les blessures qui nous faisaient haïr nos corps. Le temps d'avoir pleinement confiance en soi. De s'aimer. Je suis aujourd'hui heureuse de ne pas avoir eu une famille qui dit oui à tout.

@RoryDuncan1966 Eskom chief humble brag or consequence of underperformance? 🤷‍♂️ such a puzzler, you decide

That tends to happen when the mines, smelters, heavy industries all close down. Idiots