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Mayor Of Simpleton

@mayor_simpleton

Business owner, Chelsea & Broncos fan, seed oil disrespect disciple, carnivore diet enthusiast.

Fort Lauderdale, FL Katılım Aralık 2008
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Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖
She did it AGAIN!! @Jennifersey just put together another video that has me in tears. Wait for it. Sound on. They block these videos on other platforms bc they don’t want you seeing them. But you can see them here!!
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Lily Ray 😏
Lily Ray 😏@lilyraynyc·
Personalization in AI responses is awesome. Personalization that just translates to sycophancy (you're the best, your company is the best, here is what you want to hear) is not good.
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Arnie Spanier
Arnie Spanier@StinkinGenius1·
Help. He’s not a dog, he’s a piranha!!teeth like needles, Have to wear long sleeves and hoodie to protect myself. Suggestions to make him stop?
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JD Delay
JD Delay@JdDelay5150·
They banned @Asmongold for saying he doesn’t care about the opinion of illiterate 3rd worlders, but Hasan Diddy Party Piker can treat women like this? @Twitch you’re fucking retarded.
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Craig Setzer, CCM
Craig Setzer, CCM@CraigSetzer·
Deputy Director Jamie Rhome of NHC at National Tropical Weather Conference talking about the different types of responses to a hurricane threat. Which group do you fall into?
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Mayor Of Simpleton@mayor_simpleton·
@orenmeetsworld Smart take, I agree. Can't help laying some of the blame at the feet of the corporate goons running these properties.
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Oren John@orenmeetsworld·
What happened to Las Vegas, and can Y Combinator fix it 👇
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Arnie Spanier
Arnie Spanier@StinkinGenius1·
Instead of breaking out the victory cigar, I break out the victory dessert. Which one should I go with?
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Bobbi
Bobbi@kittenaround_51·
Religious, anti-government, and conspiracist woman gets arrested for setting a phone box in the ground on fire. I am willing, as a taxpayer, to fully fund improvements to police vehicles so that the rear passenger seat area is sound proof 😂 On a serious note, do you think companies should put things like this on the city side of the property instead of residential part? I feel like they should be paying rent for their stuff to be on your property.
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Music Live
Music Live@MusicLive__·
#Rush The Trees
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Jennifer Coffindaffer
Jennifer Coffindaffer@CoffindafferFBI·
Do you know who Tiffany Baker-Carper is? She is a Florida judge who bonded out child pedator Daniel Spencer before trial. Guess what Spencer did in bond? Spencer tortured & killed his little 5YO stepdaughter, Melissa "Missy" Mogle. This Judge needs removed. When child predators become more important than our children, we have a problem. "Missy’s Law" requires judges to immediately remand defendants into custody after being convicted of certain dangerous sexual offenses. Florida enacted this law, thankfully. Every state should. This judge threw Missy to a wolf with no regard for her life. #Florida #Childpredator
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Arnie Spanier@StinkinGenius1·
Wilson is a terror lol
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redpillbot
redpillbot@redpillb0t·
It’s almost like they have a script…
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Mike Futia
Mike Futia@mikefutia·
I just built a Claude skill that audits your entire Google Ads account in under 5 minutes 🤯 One prompt → a full account score, wasted spend breakdown, and a prioritized fix list telling you exactly what to change this week. All inside Claude Cowork. Perfect for DTC brands and agencies who are running Google Ads but have no idea how much budget is leaking. If you're managing Google Ads and your "optimization" process is logging in, staring at the dashboard, sorting by cost, and hoping you spot the problem before it costs you another $500... This audit skill finds it for you: → Connects to your live Google Ads data via MCP → Scores your account across 6 dimensions: wasted spend, search term quality, keyword health, quality scores, budget allocation, and creative performance → Calculates your exact wasted spend in dollars — search terms burning budget with zero conversions → Flags quality score issues dragging up your CPCs → Identifies keyword cannibalization across campaigns → Surfaces your top 5 highest-priority fixes ranked by budget impact → Generates a clean audit report you can hand to a client or share with your team No CSV exports. No pivot tables. No guessing where the money went. What you get: → A single Claude skill file you install once → An account health score (0-100) every time you run it → Exact dollar amount of wasted spend identified → Prioritized action list — not "optimize your account," but "pause these 12 search terms and save $847/month" → Works with any Google Ads account connected I'm giving away the full audit skill — the actual .md file you drop into Claude and run against your own account. Want it? Like this post Comment "SKILL" And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)
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Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
.@VP: "I would bet every dollar that I own that the next time the Democrats have control of the Senate, they will break the filibuster, pack the Supreme Court, and destroy this country. We have to do it NOW in order to save the country."
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