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Best_Day_Ever

@mbkline

Pro funny & nerdy things. Anti hateful things...please stop being horrible. I love my unreasonably tiny dog. Pro sarcasm. Pro critical thinking. Beloved sipper

Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
I want to thank you, @ScottAdamsSays, for sharing your walk home with us. I think it’s very important that you are letting us see you go through this. You are setting an example and showing courage and grace and resilience. It’s as instructive for others as it is brave of you. It’s just one of the reasons you are so important of a figure personally to me and publicly to the community. I hope you understand that. How a person handles the hardest challenges truly shows the measure of the man. It’s a profound honor for us for you to be sharing this with us.
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Sunday funday. Drop em. 👇
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WNBA@WNBA·
Do not disturb, the W is on today 😏 The @LVAces visit the @AtlantaDream for a must-watch matchup at 1:30pm/ET on NBC and Peacock. Then, the @seattlestorm face-off against the @IndianaFever at 6pm/ET on NBCSN and Peacock.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@ZitoSalena @SeanTrende We would have a set for every car and sit together before we left and go over them. We would talk about what to do if there was a reason we couldn’t take the prescribed route. That’s how I learned to read and follow a map.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@JeffSBennion @FiredUpCoug You could also look at codes in WP and see why your document was doing that insane thing and make it stop doing that. It was great functionality.
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The Amateur@JeffSBennion·
@FiredUpCoug WordPerfect had a great feature that I still miss, called fit to page that would do exactly this.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@DisaffectedPod Everything emits light too. There’s not many places that are truly dark. I try to really see the stars and realize that I’d have to go to a designated dark space where there is no light pollution to really see what I want to see.
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Disaffected@DisaffectedPod·
Modern problem everyone feels, but no one says: Everything makes noise. *Everything*. All the time. Every single device from TVs to washing machines to your car in reverse to phones. Everything makes electronic chimes or tones ALL THE TIME. It's unbearable. -J
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@johnkonrad My grandfather grew up in the neighborhood they knocked down to build the Holland Tunnel
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John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad·
Apparently I’m the bad guy for asking what the person dating my kid got on the SAT. Not sorry.
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Denise 🇺🇸@NoDMsPerfavore·
Who would you consider the least funny?
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@johnkonrad Yes. And when my college bf explained where he was from my dad said, “Oh, so you’re from the ghetto.” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jenni@hashjenni·
How did our ancestors survive without ADHD medication or depression pills and anxiety meds? Can anyone explain?
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@MeganNyvold I mean, someday. We all die eventually. But it sounds like you are having a histamine reaction to something. Take an antihistamine like Benadryl.
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Megan Nyvold@MeganNyvold·
I tried the local honey thing for allergies and ate a ton of it and now my entire body itches and my eyelids too will I die?
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@Lilblack_heart I want to sell t shirts and cold water on the beach and rent beach umbrellas and chairs to tourists.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚@Lilblack_heart·
Just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where I run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
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Matt Rife@mattrife·
I do mean this in the gayest way possible, is Aaron Taylor-Johnson the hottest guy on earth?
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
It was a crazy day. The hype was fr. Nobody knew what was going to happen and everyone had prepared for massive technological disruptions. People were stockpiling food and water. People had filled up bathtubs and sinks in case utilities were disrupted. Then midnight and….nothing.
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kayz3d@kay_z67·
I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.
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Viva Frei@thevivafrei·
@MrAndyNgo Don’t know what “mogged” means and I’m afraid to look it up! 😂
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Andy Ngo@MrAndyNgo·
Was “Clavicular” mogged by his own judge? Social media influencers Braden Peters and Andrew Morales (“Cuban Tarzan”) pleaded no contest to unlawfully discharging a firearm in public after shooting a dead alligator near Miami. The judge sentenced them to six months probation and community service.
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Kekius Maximus@Kekius_Sage·
Can trauma be inherited across generations?
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