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@MikeBales THATS what caused the penny shortage!

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you. I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor. By the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.” She thought about it for a moment, then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend replied, “Go for it, but ask him for $2,000 instead. Pick up the money as fast as you can—he won’t even have time to undress himself.” So she agreed. Half an hour later, the boyfriend called her back. “What happened?” he asked. She replied, “That bastard used coins… I’m still picking them up, and he’s still going!”

@CrudeCO77 @KrispWithTheK I mean, people die from it, they're just poor so we don't talk about it.

I dunno where you're from but here in America we have these things called seasons. Our "temperate" parts of the country have swings from -7 degrees F in the winter to 100 degrees F in the summer. And no one dies because of it. Because we use inventions that have been around for generations now.

"Well its 40+ degrees over here so you brits are just weak" okay but try turning that 40+ degree heat into 0 degrees and see how your cardboard houses and AC helps you there mate

If algorithms are so smart, why can't they tell the difference between when Im hate-reading a comment section of something I'm sick of hearing about and when I'm interacting with something I enjoy??? Seems fishy to me

@emmitonair Chris Kaman, easy

Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, or Kawhi Leonard isn’t available. Name a Los Angeles Clippers player.

@amargreenberg @jackfrank_jjf Need a French speaker to proof this, there's no way its accurate?

@jackfrank_jjf No way anyone there can pronounce anything correctly in anything besides English. And even then all bets are off.

Thunder fans exacting revenge with the "flopper" chants at Wemby lacks ingenuity. Whole crowd should've learned it in French and chanted that at him instead

@LegionHoops So he's demanding a trade by Thanksgiving right?? Or does he wait until Christmas?

The Cavaliers plan to sign James Harden to a multi-year deal this summer to keep him in Cleveland, per ESPN.

Honestly, Splitter should've been in contention. Not saying he should've won, not necessarily saying the Blazers should keep him. Be he took a team that was projected to win like 35 games, was in chaos after Billups, and missed tons of games to the playoffs. Thats impressive

@HPbasketball ....can the commish force a sale due to gross incompetence?

I am not trying to pour salt in the wound, but the Kings provided the Knicks with their Finals coach, the Spurs with their second star, after providing the Pacers with their Finals star last year after providing the Nuggets with their Finals coach in 23.

@shaesharpeshow Considering he's under contract for a bit, I could be convinced to add in the Boston part of the 2029 pick situation. But definitely only one of Scoot/Shae

Jaylen Brown would be great on the Blazers, but only for the right price Jerami Grant Scoot OR Shaedon Bucks picks back to MIL Is more than enough imo #RipCity

@celticsne @PolymarketHoops Jrue is a 100% lock, people argue when i say this.

@PolymarketHoops Bro jrue mf holiday 1%????? Man this old man shai just started playing good and mf has a 82% chance is crazy and jrue with 2 rings, a medal, and rizz is at 1%

Hall of Fame probability according to Basketball Reference 👀 1. LeBron James — 100.00% 2. Kevin Durant — 100.00% 3. Stephen Curry — 100.00% 4. James Harden — 100.00% 5. Russell Westbrook — 99.93% 6. Nikola Jokić — 99.88% 7. Anthony Davis — 99.86% 8. Giannis Antetokounmpo — 99.86% 9. Damian Lillard — 99.53% 10. Paul George — 97.86% 11. Kyrie Irving — 97.55% 12. Kawhi Leonard — 97.42% 13. Kyle Lowry — 85.74% 14. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander — 82.78% 15. Draymond Green — 76.82% 16. Jimmy Butler — 75.69% 17. Karl-Anthony Towns — 74.83% 18. Klay Thompson — 73.09% 19. Luka Dončić — 68.26% 20. Kevin Love — 67.58% 21. Joel Embiid — 66.22% 22. Jayson Tatum — 59.61% 23. Donovan Mitchell — 58.82% 24. DeMar DeRozan — 48.34% 25. Rudy Gobert — 31.84% 26. Al Horford — 26.45% 27. Trae Young — 25.05% 28. Devin Booker — 17.32% 29. Jaylen Brown — 8.50% 30. Domantas Sabonis — 7.64% 31. Anthony Edwards — 6.49% 32. Jalen Brunson — 6.33% 33. Pascal Siakam — 5.68% 34. DeAndre Jordan — 3.74% 35. Bradley Beal — 2.26% 36. Khris Middleton — 1.73% 37. Jrue Holiday — 1.67% 38. Andre Drummond — 1.66% 39. Nikola Vučević — 1.06% 40. Julius Randle — 0.89% 41. Bam Adebayo — 0.81% 42. Fred VanVleet — 0.75% 43. Mike Conley — 0.69% 44. Darius Garland — 0.67% 45. Jamal Murray — 0.65% 46. Victor Oladipo — 0.56% 47. De'Aaron Fox — 0.47% 48. Brook Lopez — 0.34% 49. Jarrett Allen — 0.34% 50. Zach LaVine — 0.25% (via @bball_ref)

@BallUpTopYo @PolymarketHoops 2nd best 3pt shooter ever, and is the 2nd player ever with 2 series winning shots.

@PolymarketHoops what has dame done to be HOF? genuine question i fw him but what

@mookiealexander @Predamame "Enhanced Games" but they all just ate edibles an hour before the event.

@Predamame Enhanced Games: We all failed to break 11.

I’m crying. They got non-enhanced athletes winning and doped up women running 11’s. They just created another random track meet that you find out about from scrolling twitter.

@MLKMXObama @brianschatz Trump/GOP are known bad actors. Dems are SUPPOSED to be better. For some reason wanting them to actually BE better is seen as "bashing". Notice how OP didn't say "Dems are bad" "Don't vote Dem". Just "Next time they're in power they should do things differently"

@brianschatz But you have no problem with the Trump administration foreign policy staffers. Why TF are Dems constantly bashing their own Party. That’s some dumb shit and one of the main reasons Trump is back in the White House.

I’m not into black listing anyone from future work in their area of expertise but I do think it’s fair to want a whole new crop of foreign policy staffers in the next democratic administration. It’s not like the same 120 people are the only people who know anything.

@RealDutchsinse It would have a small but substantial niche market of hardcores that would be the equivalent of the Southpark Prius episode. The VAST majority of people like having the backup cameras and Bluetooth and modern electronic convenience

@Dr_Chris_Twine @DocPriyamMD But also.... maybe thats an "all natural" form of sedation?

@DocPriyamMD And honestly, if someone shouts “Is there a doctor on this plane?!” Nobody expects a dissertation on 14th century pottery to stabilize the patient.

Medical Doctors: Hey, I'm the cardiologist keeping you alive, just call me Alex. PhDs: Please refer to me as Dr. Monica, I did my thesis on ancient pottery. Look, I know the word 'Doctor' comes from the Latin docere (to teach). I know academics had the title first and I have full respect for the grind. But why are they always the ones defending the title like their lives depend on it? If someone screams "Is there a doctor on the plane?!" absolutely nobody is looking for a Doctor of Philosophy

@mookiealexander @_bengelo_ Would be epic to pull a Ted Lasso with a goated coach who also happened to appear on the show

@_bengelo_ Neville is getting an extension. Pep is coaching the Blazers.

tears of joy since he knows he will be living in portland oregon in a few weeks

@blackpansyx Nah its more better to get water in 4.3 second intervals

This might be too forward thinking but I believe automatic sinks should run for the amount of time you’re supposed to wash your hands

@peachtard Begging your finest pardon. Millennial here, the glass Flinstones and Batman mugs (from McDonald's) I just found while moving are ABSOLUTELY heirlooms. I also don't care if my daughter doesn't keep them later on.

Now there are boomers acting obtuse in the comments here 😵‍💫 Your collectible cereal boxes from the 90s are not an heirloom!!!!

this lady on IG posted about how she's decluttering her house so her loved ones don't have to deal with it when she dies and boomers are having meltdowns in the comments

@Blazersbetter17 @NorthWestAction @SamQuinnCBS I used those accolades because they're on his resume. I admittedly haven't seen a ton of Cavs games, but I've been impressed with the playoff games I've seen

@mccannon15 @NorthWestAction @SamQuinnCBS Not just any picks lol. The bucks picks when in the trade they are literally trading giannis. Are we watching the same Mobley how is he an all nba player. Reigning DPoY couldnt get into an all defensive team the next year. We good

I cannot emphasize enough how much I’d be trying to get Evan Mobley if he really does become available. He is an awesome player who is not suited to being the best player on a title contender. If you have the right No. 1 and surrounding stuff he checks so many boxes for you.

@mumtvz @Wendy5369352245 @ecom_cork Really? Because pretty much every time I've ever been to a chain gym there's at least a couple guys staring at themselves in the mirror doing curls

@Wendy5369352245 @ecom_cork Men don't need to do all that.

I know it’s 2026 and women are supposed to do what ever they want but the gym outfits are out of control. Some of these women literally wearing a bra and 3 inch compression shorts. It’s over revealing and it’s not dignified. And it’s honestly not even that attractive compared to tasteful cleavage. It feels like an over share that nobody asked for and it also normalizes a culture of immodesty. Leave it behind.