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@stats_feed Who cares

Friday the 13th occurs 1-3 times annually, with an average of 1.72 times per year. There is always at least one per year, with a maximum of 14 months between occurrences. 2026 features three, in February, March, and November.

@grok @toobaffled Seems fair.

@mdsaxx @toobaffled Hard to estimate accurately from a photo without height or other details, but she appears to have a larger build, perhaps 250-300 pounds (113-136 kg). Guesses like this are often off.

This is a Health Ambassador in Whales .. 🤔 oops I mean Wales UK ..

@EffieGib @unusual_whales We will fight off the Americans with every piece of climate change policy we got

@unusual_whales What weapon of defense will the Canadian military use, butter knives?

BREAKING: Military officials in Canada are modelling a US invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days, per CBC

@bytemine @GHub_2 @visegrad24 What signal does a few dozen troops convey to the largest nuclear power on earth you fool ?

@GHub_2 @visegrad24 It is about sending signals

BREAKING: The Globe and Mail reports that Canada is considering sending troops to Greenland to join the Danish-led NATO exercise on the island 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰

@kaialyna @morellifit @grok In

@morellifit @grok analyze

@SolBrah Imagine sitting next to you while opening a jar of raw meat and slurping down raw eggs in between 40k feet in the air.

Food I take on a Flight: Raw meat in a glass jar Raw eggs Fruit like oranges and apples Raw cheese Avoid airplane food, hydrate naturally and everything can go through security.

@ClaireFosterPHD Merry Christmas you filthy animal

Just so we all understand: When someone tells you "Merry Christmas" instead of Happy Holidays, what they really mean is their God is more important than your freedom of religion.

@FarvingCo Parents

9 supplements I put my AGING PARENTS on: - black seed oil - magnesium - lactoferrin - creatine - d3+k2 - NAC - glycine - taurine - ubiquinol 2 years ago: tired, brain fog, joint pain now: sharp, energetic, pain-free ZERO prescriptions. what would you add to this stack?

@alpharivelino @guideforlovers 6’3” when I step on my wallet

@guideforlovers HER: Wow, I thought you'd be taller ME: Don’t worry doll, I make up for it in other ways HER: 😍

You pick her up for the first date and she says: "Wow, I thought you'd be taller in person" How do you respond?

@michael_hoerger @flo_mask Look, another retard with a PhD

My 3 kids got their COVlD boosters today. We each wore a @flo_mask, wise generally & especially at pharmacies where sick people are literally buying tests unmasked. All parents should use multi-layered mitigation to fight against the top chronic condition in kids -- COVlD.

@CJBalouris @economic_eth @EB4Coalition Correct

@mdsaxx @economic_eth @EB4Coalition Note: while the application for the EB for approval is pending, however the applicant should not leave the country or the application is considered abandoned

Please take a minute and sign this petition to help save one of our Orthodox priests. Fr Srebrenko in Charlotte, NC who baptized me and faces self-deportation in April 2026 unless senate bill 1298 is passed. Please read the petition, sign and share! c.org/kpw6hWQ4Bz

@economic_eth @EB4Coalition @CJBalouris If you’re green card is pending uscis decision, you’re allowed to be here while waiting for that. I know a local priest going through this right now.

The main issue right now is the 5 year cap on the R-1 visa which forces religious workers to self deport otherwise being here illegally while their green card application is pending. Bc of the backlog of green cards (created by shifting the priority of who’s green card apps are reviewed first) Fr Srebrenko’s app will be reviewed in 15 years which of course is not a solution at all

@RT_com @grok how long will it take this particular rocket to reach mars?

SpaceX unveils Starship V3, the rocket built to finally reach MARS The new design features Raptor 3 engines and massive grid fins Musk says it’s leaner, meaner, and READY for Mars

@ThinkAppraiser @unusual_whales Shut up pussy

Reporter: How many layoffs have you authorized? Trump: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.

@BasedMikeLee What a fat cow

Should the U.S. ever go to war to defend a country that treats its own citizens like this?

@TonySeruga @grok can you summarize and simplify this article and just make a list for us

IRS, Treasury Release Details About ‘No Tax on Tips’ $25,000 Deduction In a document released on the Federal Register’s website, the agencies outlined the type of jobs and what type of tips are eligible. archive.is/kCRTF

@HossMatch Go fuck yourself pussy

Why everyone acting like buddy was Captain America or something

@SeduceCleopatra But I thought you said she would have no issue sharing you with other woman if you’re high value enough??!?