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@99_Colorado Is there a Denver pizza? What style is popular in your area?

Look at the inferior pizzas competing against themselves. How cute 😒

GUYS! I have an important #DuckGate update! I think the DuckBaffler2000™️ sort of worked! One feathery asshole slipped through but the rest were too afraid and turned back so the brave duck retreated to stay with the group!!! Success???

Happy @JunksRadio day and congratulations on your 30th Anniversary. I met you at Damons in Waldorf back in the day. The Damons/Holiday Inn converted to a nursing home which closed in February. The property now stands vacant. @EBJunkies @moneymetalcakes @GlassJoeJP @matt_valdez @drabtshirt

@pluginsites Why did they have to paint the concrete base?

There was a one thing wrong with this. 😭 @mdvolt

@chefsevenn Sure, why not. Just got a hummus with jalapeño and lime at Costco and it’s amazing.

🚨Be honest, Do you like jalapeños on pizza slice, or no thanks?

@IfindRetards Guy up on the bridge in DC?

Retard of the Week time. Who do you think should win this week?

@StanfieldKevin I agree if you like hot dogs off of a charcoal grill. Try Ted’s up in the Buffalo area.

Ben’s Chili Bowl…. an historic DC landmark, is the single most overrated place I’ve ever been to

@maustermuhle @dcfireems What if they glued themselves up there? 😳

It looks like two people up there. The bridge is completely shut down, and there’s a big @dcfireems deployment, as well as MPD’s helicopter flying above.

Big police presence down at the Frederick Douglass Bridge for what looks like a protester on top of one of the bridge’s arches.

@Teslalightshows @Tesla Harry Potter glasses, epic.

⚡️THE GLOBAL VIDEO HAS ARRIVED⚡️ 
The epic chronicle of The WORLDWIDE FANTASY @Tesla Light Show is here… from New Zealand to Hawaii, the fellowship assembled 🌍🐉✨ “One Show to Rule them All,
One Show to find them,
One Show to bring them all,
and in their Teslas bind them…” Hundreds of Teslas. One global adventure. One community. 
This may just be the most magical Tesla Light Show ever created. 🎬 Watch the worldwide video now and witness Middle-Earth meet megawatts. Huge thanks to every host, every driver, every dreamer who made this possible. ⚔️ Which scene was your favourite? Drop your country below 👇 #TeslaLightShow #WorldwideFantasy #TeslaCommunity #OneShowToRuleThemAll #Tesla #Fantasy #LightShow #MiddleEarth #EVCommunity @enhauto @mayemusk @elonmusk

@Teslalightshows @Tesla Highly entertaining, especially the Virginia bank drive thru, which could be a first.

JUST IN: Iran is reportedly considering deploying "mine-carrying dolphins" against U.S. warships in the Strait of Hormuz.

@PerdieXAmerica royalexaminer.com/hundreds-gathe…

The line in Front Royal, Virginia to see the king and queen is over a mile long.

@EBJunkies Nice day for it

Trying to turn my big weakness into a strength. Grinding short game for all of 2026.

@tommolog @stateofcharge

Hopping on a flight to San Diego to rescue an 22-year, active duty Naval officer's home charging mess. This one is much more complicated than a simple failed NEMA 14-50. Look out for my next #RechargeRescue episode on @stateofcharge soon!

🚨It’s time to declare Time Of Death on Chick-Fil-A 🚨 4/28/26 8:42 p.m. May be the worst falloff in food history

@ReddCinema Bengalmaxxing

Use one word to describe Joe Burrow's new look

@geistedc @wholemars Would this have worked in the 9th Street tunnel fire @congressdj?

One thing Tesla doesn’t get enough credit for is bioweapon defense mode. It really helps with my asthma and allergies. I wish someone could convince Elon to make this for home HVAC.

@F0ODHub Spoon

Remove one thing from this plate..

@pluginsites @DESpaceX @TeslaMaryland Do they know anything about bridges?

MD SpaceX - coming to Westminster @DESpaceX @TeslaMaryland