Kingsley

@R_o_M Can’t get my head around Neville and Keane not having it with Carrick - is it bitterness or what

Carrick has beaten every top 6 team. Nobody has more points than us since he became our manager.

Shut up u rat @GNev2 CARRICK IN

@FplStatsdan Thoughts on the Semenyo rumours?

GW35 Roll

Ed Balls

@AyoOluwalana @Nellie1534 Is the article out?

@Nellie1534 Hi Nellie, would I be able to get permission to use these pics for our reporting? Thanks

Car crash Essex Road - Islington 22:00 17•04•26

@FPLFocal Verbruggen Hattrick lessgo

how's your double gameweek going?

@Danny_McMoomins The best a man can get.

Why is everyone pissing and moaning about the banter bus fares to the world cup matches in Boston? Just walk you lazy cunts. It'll be dead nice weather too.

@Mij_Europe Nobody cares

This is serious. Starmer back in deep trouble again after it emerged Mandelson failed his vetting process. No 10 insists PM didn’t know but other parties saying Starmer must resign for misleading parliament (he said due process was followed). Starmer will apologise to Commons on Monday. Just when he was doing better on Iran/Trump, he goes backwards again. Story of his premiership.

You failed. You spoke to a colleague about something other than work, the weather, mainstream culture and back page sports headlines. You’re now an outcast and on the redundancy list.

You’ve got your Boses, your Bang&Olufsens, your Sennheisers

@BRYN_BORANGA SkyOne & don’t bother

where can I watch SNL UK? is it a dark web thing or what

@RossMcCaff Completely off

Starmer impersonation was good, the content wasn't

Are they seriously doing canned laughter on #snluk??

This is deeply deeply bad #snluk

@FPL_Marcello Would you start him over NOR?

A £5.5m asset owned by less than 8% who is allergic to 1-2 pointers 🔥

Ralf Rangnick redemption arc

@tompeck You’re not getting away with this one

Spurs first three games under Tudor: 1. Divorced 2. Beheaded 3. Died What happens next?

@NathSalt1 Lacroix mate

@_TheGMan @JohnRentoul But enough about Starmer… we’re talking about Andy Burnham

@meaningfulbloke @JohnRentoul He's a lightweight weathervane with poor political achievement, low on integrity and a weak track record of delivering results.

Gorton and Denton by-election Hannah Spencer, Green 41% +27 Matt Goodwin, Reform 29% +15 Angeliki Stogia, Labour 25% -25 Charlotte Cadden, Con 2% -6 Jackie Pearcey, Lib Dem 2% -2 Swing Lab->Green 26.4% Turnout 48% -0.2

@JohnRentoul Leader ratings polling would suggest an emphatic yes - within Labour at least

@meaningfulbloke Fair, but that assumes that Andy Burnham as PM is The Answer

@JohnRentoul And the even bigger point is that a Mayoral loss is far more palatable than a total wipeout due to an egotistical and defiant PM

But the bigger point is that Labour might now be fighting a by-election for Greater Manchester mayoralty, which it might lose