Meg 💜

Just seen @alexwaarren rollerblading outside the O2. Hope you enjoyed your skate king, see you shortly

🚨 🎥 Media outlets won’t let it go viral since it’s not Old Trafford 🤡 x.com/unitedpride_/s…

@insidemanifest 333 (i need ono tickets)

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It should've been five It should've been five You cheating bast*rds It should've been five 🎶

Oh it felt good to be back 🤩❤️ Manchester is red 🔴

Darren Fletcher furious with the officials at full-time [@RichFay]

@WhiteHouse @SabrinaAnnLynn go get em bestie

@AmazingPhil The way I just screamed out loud this is the best thing thats happened to me since I got hit by a truck the other day (literally)

do you feel a tingle in your pringle? it’s SPOOKY WEEK on dan and phil youtube!! featuring: inflatable chairs, jump scares, ghostly lairs ..and a very different cat and bear

@fastforwardty I’m super passionate about links… not to anything in particular

hi just popping in to say i will be making a google drive later for no reason in particular

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil I’d say better late than never but it took 16 years for you guys to confirm phan so I suppose 2 hours aint bad

do we regret revealing our relationship? episode 1 of the HARD LAUNCH podcast with dan and phil is on youtube !! youtu.be/ZcGu2ThOh8o

boyfriend dan i see you everywhere

@danielhowell Besties PLEASE FIX THE SUBTITLES OH MY GOD this was so unfortunate

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

@jk_rowling Genuinely if gender is such a big deal to you, why are you releasing yet another book under a male name?

Only four weeks apart - we're practically twins! Yet on the one hand you've got someone who created a whole fantasy world, and on the other hand, you've got me.

746K views and less than 200 likes? This really didn’t go your way did it love

@maysdove Babes in that crowd photo there is literally a white guy

Beating Crystal Palace in the FA Cup final isn't for everyone.

“I’ve never been sexually assaulted at a drag show, but I have been at church. Twice!”

@louisa_charlott @machineiden @miffythegamer @jk_rowling *you’re.

@machineiden @miffythegamer @jk_rowling When your born you have a birth certificate which your biological gender is registered. You need a chat about the birds and the bees 🤡

Fuck transphobia @jk_rowling

Manchester United fans haven’t had a lot to shout about this season. Yet, amid the frustration of what will be their worst-ever Premier League campaign, they have found solace in Europe. Heading into Thursday’s Europa League quarter-final second-leg against Lyon, the Red Devils had won 8, drawn 4, and lost 0. It looked like that 0 would become 1 after 113 minutes of thrilling, tumultuous football at Old Trafford. What happened in the next 7 minutes befitted the arena they call the Theatre of Dreams. Having led the tie 4-2 at half-time, Ruben Amorim’s side succumbed to Lyon’s second-half onslaught to send the match to extra-time. Despite playing with 10 men, the fearless visitors took the lead in the 104th minute. Five minutes later, they led 6-4. Then a Bruno Fernandes penalty goes in, and Old Trafford senses that not all is done, that there may still be something worth fighting for in the drought of 2024/25. Five minutes go by, six minutes go by, and then Kobbie Mainoo receives the ball in the penalty area. Bedlam. 6-6. Amid the mayhem of the past 15 minutes, Harry Maguire has been playing up front for Manchester United. Harry Maguire is a centre-back. But when the Sheffield stallion was found at the back post one minute later, he’d never looked more like a centre-forward in his life. Bang. Delivered first-class from the kernel of Harry Maguire’s forehead, the ball nestles into the net, and Manchester United still have something to play for this season. Seldom has Old Trafford been so loud

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