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@megankj22

my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government

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megan@megankj22·
@moebiusduck @pourfairelevide Your students are very lucky to have a teacher like you! I would also make the argument that the prof was in the right, letting students know ahead of time they’d be critiqued equally and privately, but you’re right, it only works if they offer helpful solutions without judgement
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Holden Ballfield@moebiusduck·
@pourfairelevide and so I say when you plant your feet still, you always move that energy up out of your stomach and chest and out to your mouth and arms.
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jon repetti@pourfairelevide·
in a grad school pedagogy course, we had to give a 30 minute presentation on a topic of our choice. Then, the professor would ask everyone else to leave and tell the presenter in detail all of their verbal and bodily tics. Worst day of my life
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megan@megankj22·
@politicalmath Some crazy fun shark facts for him! Sharks are older than: -trees -the Atlantic Ocean -the rings of Saturn -the North Star! The oldest shark still alive is older than Issac newton! Sharks have been around for 450 million years! (Dinosaurs went extinct 66 million years go!)
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PoIiMath@politicalmath·
My 9yo son loves sharks. You cannot understand how much a person can love sharks until you have met my son. We watched Sharknado. He did not just love it. He wants to live in this world. He believes a Sharknado is possible. He is on the sharks' side. 🧵
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megan@megankj22·
@ADHDForReal Oh hell yeah, I’ve got a phobia of orca whales AND butterflies
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ADHD Memes@ADHDForReal·
Let’s go.
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Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard·
Tell me you’ve never touched a woman without telling me
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megan@megankj22·
@immortal_sea @WilliamMart1976 @TruWordsRSpoken @notcapnamerica Tangerines are lovely, At best they’re very sweet A little bit of tang, But truly they’re quite neat They’re best when they’re in season, Either way they’re nice to eat Unless you have an allergy, They really are a year-round treat!
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chris evans@notcapnamerica·
What does Marie Antoinette have to do with Christianity? Am I missing something?
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megan@megankj22·
@kaavyya Tbh he’d probably be fine with it, especially because it saves paper and waste
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kaav@kaavyya·
imagine asking him to scan a QR code to look at a menu
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megan@megankj22·
@angel_0f_deathx @hotsmartperson Also 40-60% of homeless people actually have jobs but can’t afford housing, and over 50% of Americans are ONE paycheck away from homelessness. The government Isn’t fixing the system! Instead they turn citizens agains the homeless so they can use the tax money however they want
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megan@megankj22·
@LetsBakeAPie @justin__cooks @ITYSL_memes This is a reference from “I think you should leave” (on Netflix) the comedy sketch show, highly recommend, it won a few Emmy’s, never laughed so hard in my life
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megan@megankj22·
@sadlifeebro If you don’t say”road work ahead uhhh yeah I sure hope it does” when you see a sign you’re gonna get in a car crash
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Hollyn@sadlifeebro·
What’s a superstition y’all believe in?
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megan@megankj22·
@FilledwithUrine I averaged 4 problems per minute… class average was 25. I was the highest scoring student in math but this is how they figured out I also had dyslexia. Hated that shit, bane of my existence
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michael@FilledwithUrine·
i’m afraid i peaked here
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megan@megankj22·
@vhsbubbline I cannot stop shouting “WHAT THE FUCK” I literally had my jaw dropped the whole episode I shit you not
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EJ 击🏴‍☠️@vhsbubbline·
i am absolutely gagged at the curse season finale. when things started going down i didn’t stop shaking until the ep was over. freaked me out so much bc i’m high. nathan fielder needs to be studied in a lab but i also kind of need him
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megan@megankj22·
@zachklein Make it into a museum! Or sell it to a museum! This is dope
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Zach Klein@zachklein·
You guys. My wife's uncle is a major model train buff. He built a 2000sqft train layout over decades and now he wants to retire from the hobby and just give the whole thing away for FREE. He asked me if I knew anyone...I want to help!
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Tessa H@TessaH·
@opinionsnotmine @ItsSamG I’m Australian and when I visit the US this actually does my head in!! We’re not used to tipping Down Under so why should I now tip someone for just taking my order?????
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Sam G@ItsSamG·
My airing of my grievances: A Festivus thread (feel free to add yours below) 1. The blinding LED headlights are top of the list again this year. I’m ready to run for Prime Minister just to outlaw them
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megan@megankj22·
@destroil1 How do you feel about the $14 billion just gifted to Israel?
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Here is where I stand: -Shut down the southern border. -Ban transgender surgeries and all associated surgeries on minors. -End the Patriot Act. -End the Federal Reserve. -Not one penny of our taxpayer money to another country until our problems are solved. -All political persuasion on social media must be a Felonious crime. -End dark money for political campaigns. -Presidential candidates who run for office and do not get the nomination must return all unspent money back to donors. -The 2nd Amendment is absolute. -The 1st one too. -The World Economic Forum should be banned in every country. -No one cares about who you have sex in the privacy of your home. And no one needs to know. -CBDCs is just another form of financial slavery. -Climate change is just another hoax to financially drain taxpayers. -All child sex traffickers and their clients should be executed. -Mainstream media does not care about the truth. All they care about is shock value to gain more money from sponsorships. They are controlled opposition against each other. -COVID-19 was the biggest psychological campaign ever to test how much they can control you. This is why they pushed so hard against dissenters. And they are going to do it again. -It is okay to be offended and just walk away from a topic. Not everyone cares about your feelings. -January 6th was a complete setup from the government. Hundreds of federal agents were acting around the Capitol building to entrap people. -Political persecution has turned the United States into the former Soviet Union. -It is alright to be any race, any gender and be proud of it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a racist piece of shit. -Big Pharma does not and never will care about you. They profit off of your sicknesses. They want to keep you sick. These topics are not conspiracies. These topics are what the majority of Americans believe. If I hurt your feelings, then good! God Bless America. 🇺🇸 #WeThePeople
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megan@megankj22·
@Ancient_Masc @lporiginalg To discuss rather than debate, here are some points: 1. Most American families cannot survive without a dual income household 2. You are saying the only two options for women are being slaves to capitalism or slaves to their husbands, who are slaves to capitalism themselves
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megan@megankj22·
@CelesteFinally Love this! I’m a server and suggested switching from “hey guys, what can I get started for you?” to “hey everyone, what can I get started for you?” We’ve all felt more comfortable and respectful with our guests, and want our guests to feel comfortable and respected as well!
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megan@megankj22·
@iamharaldur My fav line from a song is “having money isn’t everything, not having it is”
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