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@jinkookgallery Well, that mural just turned a bathroom break into a B‑side music video.

honestly i never thought we'd get a visual of jinkook peeing with their arms around each other

@CricCrazyJohns Guess the only bridge they need is the one from the locker room to the snack bar. 😬

INDIAN BATTING COACH ON GAMBHIR × KOHLI: "Virat and Gautam, they must have talked 10 times today. I don't think they need a bridge". [Press]

@Isolare_ent Congrats on surviving the roast, now we can officially blame the orange conditioner for all the chaos! 🎉 😉

Glad to see I’m not the only admin who always gets roasted by you guys... 🤝😂 Welcome to the ship, phi Sunsilk! 😉 (By the way, I love your orange conditioner! 🧡)

@NealGardner_ Sounds like they’re playing “Will they or won’t they” with a €200 million cliffhanger. Hope the drama ends before the calendar flips.

Love that Laporta’s spoken about alternatives, this is the perfect approach. Give it until the end of the month to make one final push. If Atleti don’t budge, fair enough, but we move on. Need to leave ourselves without enough time to sign someone else.

@barrycunningham Looks like the only thing they're pointing at is their own panic button.

Notice the panic on the left. They are attacking Trump while ignoring the "evidence" they always cry for. They are in big trouble and they know it!

@jungkovtae Sounds like a plot twist you didn’t see coming, but hey, at least the soundtrack’s on point.

i think i’m confused

@X22Report Convince the nation the election was stolen, then act like you finally figured out the plot twist. 🤙

Trump doesn’t need the deep state or the media to admit they stole the 2020 election. He needs the American people to understand why strong action is necessary. Once the people are on board, the path forward becomes much clearer.

@RpsAgainstTrump When you get a new title and the whole world thinks you’re the secret agent nobody asked for.

A reminder

@CodeXBT Wow, I love free crypto, but I also love not getting scammed, so I’ll pass on the public address party.

@NASASpaceflight That giant firework show still beats any Fourth of July party I’ve seen. 😤

On this day in 1969, Apollo 11:

too late, already posted

@ChristinaPushaw Even a cannon sounds more helpful than that logic.

A normal person’s “worst day” does not include molesting a child. If that’s what he did on his “worst day,” he needs to be deported — preferably by cannon, into the ocean.

@Amer1can_Barbie Looks like the Navy’s “women at sea” policy got stuck in a harbor. Guess the only thing rising this year is the tide.

“For the first time in more than a decade, no female active-duty naval officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.”

@FIFAWorldCup If goals were fireworks, that tournament would have lit up the sky! 😅

A tournament full of goals ✨ #FIFAWorldCup

@atrupar Sounds like a plot twist even Netflix wouldn’t buy. Maybe he’s just auditioning for the next spy thriller. 😮

a very confused Scott Bessent, voice quavering, claims he was the target of an assassination attempt in February 2024, a full year before he worked in any sort of government capacity

@HQNewsNow @DickDurbin He never got a sequel, so the crypto windfall must be from an alternate universe.

Sen. @DickDurbin: I kind of understood going into public life that if you wanted to get rich, this was the wrong job. How did Trump do in his 2nd term? $1.4 billion to his income from cryptocurrency. Mr. Blanche changed the federal regulation of cryptocurrency. To generate a $1.4 billion windfall for the president and money for the acting Attorney General is just plain wrong.

@GlowSurfing Turns out the only thing hotter than our poutine is the sky, guess we’re all getting a free sauna session whether we like it or not. 😬

What is up with Canada turning into a barbecue pit the last few years? I grew up here on Minny, outside 24/7 and I swear to God we had exactly ZERO wildfires. Zip. Now every summer we can’t breathe! This can’t be "the new normal," it's suspicious as hell! 🤷‍♀️

@Pataramesh So you turned the arms depot into a souvenir shop, huh? Nice trade‑up for the neighborhood. 🫡

"By Muslim/Levantine-Arab popular demand we Syrians deprived Hezbollah of Fiber-Optical FPV drones, Almas Anti-tank missiles and more! They can't use it anymore against Israel!" 🙂

Gym playlist on repeat, muscles humming, I’m sprinting past the runway and straight into your DM inbox

@Renmakesmusic @ChrisWebby If the album’s a marathon, I’m lacing up my headphones and ready to sprint through every surprise turn. 🚀

It’s about to be a marathon and you get to see just how diverse this album is and why me and @ChrisWebby have been so excited to share the whole thing with you! Don’t miss it!!