Melissa Winslow

@MikeCrispi Might want to learn how to correctly use an apostrophe

THIS is how you receive public praise from your father. Very demure. Barron Trump is the future. Tim Walz’s children are nobody’s going nowhere.

@littlebillie @AniseNot Hey now!

@AniseNot Melissa.

What’s the generic name for feminists that is not Karen

@CarlAzuz We all miss you 😞

When I’m at an airport in Minneapolis and the guy who sells me a pretzel says, “I miss you on the news, man”… #BlessedAndGrateful

@juliadavis02 Also for Brian, Bryan, Bryson

Can we decide, as a society, to pick one of the following and forget the others to eliminate unnecessary confusion:

@TiffanyBond This is what we do

@paigeflewelling Sometimes I’m ready for bed at 8:20 AM

@P_K_Davis Ask Maddy this when you see her

To all 30 of the people who see this... Do you ever just eat peanut butter straight outta the Jar with your finger???

@victoriajoyrowe What the actual …

@victoriajoyrowe @coinbase My fave one!

@kkdumez @JemarTisby I’ve had this on pre-order for months!

New book alert! Coming Jan 4. I opened the package today with my 13yo looking over my shoulder. She took one look, grabbed it, and said “I’ll be reading this one.” 💛🧡♥️ Thank you @JemarTisby

@BluesWoman76 Maybe I’ll check it out 🤔

@BluesWoman76 I’ve been baffled every time I’ve seen this commercial

@edstetzer Or each individual person can do whatever brings them the most joy when it comes to celebrating the birth of their Savior. I’ve never understood people being angry that I have a tree up in my own home or music in my own car. Why does it hurt anyone else?

@victoriajoyrowe Never been a more obvious answer

@victoriajoyrowe So is trump the son that was born? Or is it the one with the government upon his shoulders? Both? I’m so confused.

@juliadavis02 @victoriajoyrowe I know who it is 🤐🙅‍♀️

@victoriajoyrowe It’s me isn’t it

@victoriajoyrowe Ummmmmm the come up behind Pammy hug is VITAL

@victoriajoyrowe Bea would be TERRIFIED

@victoriajoyrowe 🙋🏼‍♀️

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