nut milk mami

literally what is katseye and who gives a SINGLE FUCK

Let’s not confuse feminism with man-hating. The first is my world view. The second is my hobby.

im pretty sure Alicia Carmody might be the second coming of Jesus Christ

i’m sick to my stomach

me and somebody’s dad at work

Andy, you say every question was asked at the Summer House reunion… but was every question ANSWERED???

at work doing some bullshit

Real housewives of Rhode Island

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

FREE LISA HOCHSTEIN

Exactly

Not in my world. Not in the world I am living in

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

Imaging filing a complaint to get someone fired cause they caught YOU cheating?? Not just that they spotted you, it’s cause YOU POSTED YOURSELF CHEATING Rulla’s husband is wacko. #RHORI

“you’re getting just enough night shift you don't want any more you think you do but you don't”

“Brian has two costumes on, one of studio 54 and one of a faithful husband” Angie gagged #RHORI

FUCK YOU NOAH WYLIE

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

So these astronauts have been in space for 9 days and haven't bathed?