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harshit hmm

@metaforicalmuth

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Bangalore, India Katılım Nisan 2014
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Vivian@suchnerve·
what was i thinking when i typed this at 4am
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anisha
anisha@bip0larc0re·
when he sends me a funny reel so i send it to the guy i like more than him
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🎃 Mark 👻 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
Worked through all available substantial regret and longing some years ago. (Plenty of other amazing emotions to be had.) Finally uncovered or computed/constructed some more, and it tastes so sweet. In my experience, so much goodness to be had, here. Very, very exciting.
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Sara Bollman
Sara Bollman@sarabollman·
So as it turns out, I’m actually still very mad and disappointed in everybody. I keep thinking I’m on the other side of this and then more rage appears.
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dan nolan
dan nolan@dannolan·
I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus
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kris
kris@gaysororityhoe·
sext
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Carlos
Carlos@txiokatu·
Today’s the 40th anniversary of Chernobyl. I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been there. It’s 14.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for the poor guy.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."
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Awni Hannun
Awni Hannun@awnihannun·
Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾
🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾@selentelechia·
5yo whispering in my ear at 6:30am this morning: "hey mommy. when I am being annoying to you in the morning it's because I am trying to be silly. I am just like daddy."
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Summer
Summer@Ilaughhuhu·
Calculator ne mujhse pucha Casio.
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nightowl 🦉
nightowl 🦉@iamnotnightowl·
amor fati sounds like a Bengali saying I'm screwd
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Paarug Sethi
Paarug Sethi@paarugsethi·
diet coke shortage creates hard men hard men create diet coke abundance diet coke abundance creates soft men soft men create diet coke shortage
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𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌
𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌@liamASAP·
Y’all nggas will eat abørtion pu$$y then wonder why you got voices in your head
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corb
corb@awshuqs·
having a threesome we’re playing good cock bad cock
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