Matt Messersmith

@Nostre_damus It is not down much. Oil market not falling for the 7th TACO attempt...only took 6 to learn.

Weekend oil is tanking

@sporadica He has slowly been building cash over 2 years, not 5. He has been riding the market for the most part, but has been more and more scared of a crash recently (hence more and more T-bills)

can someone explain to me how this is somehow a smart move by Buffett, because frankly it seems like a pretty big failure on the part of Berkshire to be sitting on cash and T-bills while inflation skyrockets and the market keeps on absolutely pumping

Preventing the merger with JetBlue was the wrong move for both consumers and workers.

@yacineMTB @rfleury this guy needs your usual advice

Everything should be statically linked. Dynamic linking is idiotic

Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline

As an Asian with no cannons, this is devastating.

@bryan_johnson please just tell me how many times a week of sex is optimal for health and why is it 7?

Welp

Yes, we're aware

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

See you in Valhalla, brother

@sama Delete your account

GitHub outages since Microsoft acquisition 🤣

Trump says that Iran has until Sunday to negotiate or else he will give them 1 more week

The year is 2029. The negotiations between US and Iran are ongoing. Paper Oil trades at $5 and Physical Oil trades at $500. AXIOS keeps running a story every week that we are close to a ceasefire. h/t @hkuppy

I just employed a dark millennial magic of directly connecting two laptops with a patch cable, assigning IPs to them manually and transferring files between them. CIA agents are mad. They will never get my files.

@frrodriguezc @MercuriusFilius As someone who scored points on the Putnam, I was fairly confident the MAA would agree with my interpretation. But thanks for that example. However, that doesn't make the MAA correct! Where are the grammar hammers who weild English authority?!

@mezzersmith @MercuriusFilius Mathematical Association of America agrees with you. In this problem, the phrase “both items cost a whole number of cents” is interpreted as the cost of each being an integer, not as their sum being an integer. artofproblemsolving.com/wiki/index.php…

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

@mikefitz78 @MercuriusFilius grok agrees with you. But fair enough, point taken

@mezzersmith @MercuriusFilius lol try answering without using your precious grok. You can think for yourself, you seem intelligent enough. And, no I meant wrong. Ever heard of synonyms?

@MercuriusFilius Someone answer this please. I have to know the grammar rule at this point, there's no return: english.stackexchange.com/questions/6395…

@MercuriusFilius Uhhh, I would ask the interviewer why his or her grammar sucks and if they normally ask bad/ambiguous questions. "Both items cost $2.50." is not the same as "Both items cost $2.50 total."

@Lirawawa @grok @USMC___ @MercuriusFilius Here to learn buppy. I'm not sure Grok is wrong. But Claude disagrees and is closer to my line of thinking. Dunno which is correct, I've asked a question on ESE: english.stackexchange.com/questions/6395…

@mezzersmith @grok @USMC___ @MercuriusFilius Just take the L bro GODDAMN