Matt Messersmith

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Matt Messersmith

Matt Messersmith

@mezzersmith

Software Architect @ Stratagem (ARKA). Python/C++. ML, DL, RL, Computer vision, Synthetic Aperture Radar, Infrared, Optical. SO: https://t.co/XddYpDIMyA

Pennsylvania Katılım Ekim 2014
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Matt Messersmith
Matt Messersmith@mezzersmith·
@Nostre_damus It is not down much. Oil market not falling for the 7th TACO attempt...only took 6 to learn.
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Matt Messersmith@mezzersmith·
@sporadica He has slowly been building cash over 2 years, not 5. He has been riding the market for the most part, but has been more and more scared of a crash recently (hence more and more T-bills)
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
Preventing the merger with JetBlue was the wrong move for both consumers and workers.
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kache@yacineMTB·
Everything should be statically linked. Dynamic linking is idiotic
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𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂
𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂@TXMCtrades·
Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline
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Trang@traaang·
As an Asian with no cannons, this is devastating.
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ThePrimeagen
ThePrimeagen@ThePrimeagen·
@bryan_johnson please just tell me how many times a week of sex is optimal for health and why is it 7?
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.
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Ryan Fleury@rfleury·
@sama Delete your account
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Vaggelisdrak@vaggelisdrak·
GitHub outages since Microsoft acquisition 🤣
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Nostra, House of Gold
Nostra, House of Gold@Nostre_damus·
Trump says that Iran has until Sunday to negotiate or else he will give them 1 more week
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Le Shrub🌳
Le Shrub🌳@agnostoxxx·
The year is 2029. The negotiations between US and Iran are ongoing. Paper Oil trades at $5 and Physical Oil trades at $500. AXIOS keeps running a story every week that we are close to a ceasefire. h/t @hkuppy
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Тsфdiиg
Тsфdiиg@tsoding·
I just employed a dark millennial magic of directly connecting two laptops with a patch cable, assigning IPs to them manually and transferring files between them. CIA agents are mad. They will never get my files.
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Matt Messersmith@mezzersmith·
@frrodriguezc @MercuriusFilius As someone who scored points on the Putnam, I was fairly confident the MAA would agree with my interpretation. But thanks for that example. However, that doesn't make the MAA correct! Where are the grammar hammers who weild English authority?!
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Mercurius@MercuriusFilius·
How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?
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M Red@mikefitz78·
@mezzersmith @MercuriusFilius lol try answering without using your precious grok. You can think for yourself, you seem intelligent enough. And, no I meant wrong. Ever heard of synonyms?
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Matt Messersmith@mezzersmith·
@MercuriusFilius Uhhh, I would ask the interviewer why his or her grammar sucks and if they normally ask bad/ambiguous questions. "Both items cost $2.50." is not the same as "Both items cost $2.50 total."
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