Mark Gray

@siobhanworld I love it..... embrace it

Too hot. I’ve had to draw all the curtains to keep the heat out. I can’t open the windows because the air outside is hotter than the air inside. I’m just going to have to grin and bear it. Spoiler : not grinning, not bearing it.

@Footinit Yuk Hopefully you wont see much of her going forwards

Awful new landlady came round twice this evening. She honestly has the warmth and charisma of a bluebottle. Her voice is like electromagnetic interference.

@Footinit Love your voice

@siobhanworld You have been robbed

I’ve just opened a bag of Fun Size Maltesers that only had two (TWO) actual Maltesers in it. That is a disgrace. I need to write a strongly worded letter to Martin Lewis or Esther Rantzen or whoever’s in charge of consumer rights.

@Footinit Perfect Phew

This morning, I thought we’d be homeless by Tuesday. It’s finally all sorted. Not ideal but fine. My heart rate has returned to normal and I’m feeling pretty good.

@Footinit Weird

New landlord: I need your middle name for the tenancy agreement. Me: I don’t have a middle name. NL: What’s your middle name on your birth certificate. Me: There isn’t one. NL: What about your passport I show her my passport. NL: That all seems rather odd. Pfft.

@Footinit Yep There are some good ones out and about though.

I hereby change my declaration that ‘People are weird’ to ‘some people are downright evil cunts’. Ends

@sturgess_steve @BBCPolitics @BBCNews @SkyNews @itvnews No boat crossings for days... not a word said

Inflation unexpectedly falls to 2.8% ... .....yes.. but, but, but, but, but. Highest growth in the G7....yes...but, but, but, but, but. Our media detest anything approaching good news. @BBCPolitics @BBCNews @SkyNews @itvnews

@Footinit Poooo If you need a hand, shout

New landlords have reneged on their promise. No written agreement yet. I should start moving in from 23rd in order to vacate current house by a.m on 27th. Have heard SECOND HAND that I can’t START moving in until 26th. Nope. Not having it. Jesus Christ. I need a holiday.

@Peston @jessphillips Why not report on farage and the bung, or on all the reform councillors having to quit ?

Questions on tonight’s Peston show. Will - and should - there be a Burnham coronation if he wins in Makerfield? Is welfare reform back on the government’s agenda? And are Rachel Reeve’s measures to reduce the cost of living proper or gimmicks. ITV 10.45 - with @jessphillips @patmcfaddenmp @TiceRichard and Lee Cain

@RobertJenrick Complete tosh as always

🚨It’s confirmed: Victory in Reform’s campaign to axe Reeves’s fuel duty hike. But it’s only a stay of execution. She says she’ll increase it in December. Maybe she’s not expecting to be around then? Well, Reform will scrap it altogether.

@PippaCrerar Try again Ph dear

UK government has relaxed strict sanctions on Russian crude oil, allowing for import of jet fuel and diesel refined in third countries amid surging costs. Emily Thornberry, chair of foreign affairs committee, said it was the wrong time to relax sanctions and Ukrainians would feel very let down. “I’ve heard from people in Ukraine overnight and I know that they are very disappointed and have been asking me why it is that Britain is doing this." theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@Katie_Lam_MP Simply not true Why are thess lies repeated?

Using British oil and gas would mean lower bills and would save British industry. But while countries like China open new coal-fired factories, Ed Miliband is trying to ban us from using our own energy reserves. His mad ideology is wrecking the country, but we can stop him 👇

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Taking credit for something you had no influence over... well done. Tomorrow I will make it light during the day time..

Yet again the @Conservatives have forced Labour to do the right thing and axe the fuel duty rise. Our campaigning has stopped Starmer hiking petrol and diesel prices for families and businesses. But the hike is only delayed until December so the fight will continue.

@Footinit @JDIrwinbooks I want a holiday now

@JDIrwinbooks Make it ‘tourist’ singular and that’ll be the headline on my Greek island in a couple of weeks.

Slow nudes day.

@Footinit 🤣🤣🤣 miaoowwww

Just had my daily fall. Cat: Withering look. Me: ‘fuck off!’

@Footinit You can rock these!!!

Every time I take my reading glasses off my hair gets trapped in the hinges. I’ll soon have an accidental fringe. Are there any glasses that don’t trap hair? Should I buy a monocle?

@TalkTV @IsabelOakeshott Oh dear

🚨'I honestly don't see why it's ANYONE'S business' Isabel Oakeshott defends Reform UK leader Nigel Farage over a £5 million donation he received in early 2024 saying it was a no strings attached gift. 'Look me in the eye and tell me you would reject that' @IsabelOakeshott | @mrmarkdolan

@SkyNews @cathynewman As usual he talks crap

Former Tory chancellor Jeremy Hunt says "we can find a way to flourish outside the EU" and that the Brexit debate isn't one we want to have now. His comments come after Wes Streeting said the UK should rejoin the EU. trib.al/Rx0iR33 | @CathyNewman 📺 Sky 501 and YT

@siobhanworld Hugs

I survived my daughter’s graduation. The ceremony itself was long and boring with too many speeches. And also, too much hollering and whooping for my liking. Obviously, I’m incredibly proud of her. Being with the ex was surreal. It was like meeting someone’s brother - he looked and spoke like him but it just wasn’t the same. I guess that’s progress although I did cry when I got home. Onwards.