Mike Harris

@connor_mc_d I noticed this on Ask TOM earlier, not sure it should be there?😆

In fact, I’d argue that, often, measurements _prevent_ you from improving. "Tell me how you’ll measure me, and then I’ll tell you how I’ll behave."

No you haven’t vaccinated 1 in 10 of the UK population. To vaccinate someone against #COVID19 requires two injections. You know this. Why not tell the truth for a change? Facts matter

There's a pattern to this government's behaviour: Procrastinate, bluster, lie, raise false hopes, then get forced into a last minute decision without preparation and on unfavourable terms.

Do we still hold all the cards @BorisJohnson @michaelgove ? Is it still the easiest deal in human history @LiamFox @DavidDavisMP ? Are we having our cake and eating it or are we spaffing a country up against a wall? I hope you are all very proud of your lies and incompetence

Kale, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, broccoli and cabbage are all the same species of plant. They have just been selectively bred for different properties - kale for leaves, broccoli for flowers, Brussels sprouts for buds.

This is Britain in a nutshell 👇

@TheDrinkShop you could have warned me you weren’t sending the gift box I ordered with my wife’s anniversary present, or better still sent me one you did have in stock!

@MicrosoftTeams when I screen share on my teams app it randomly causes my laptop to blue screen, any ideas?

@Windows I get that updates are neccesary, but why do you force my device to reboot instead of just shutdown. I dont want to have to wait for it to reboot, to then turn it off again!

@mh2062004 We appreciate your patience. Updates help keep your device safe and secure. How's your PC running today?

@Windows why do you insist on restarting my latop when you install updates. I want to turn my laptop off and go home, not wait for it to reboot! Just do the rest when I turn it on again!

@allenholub @JasonKerney Full testing meaning integration testing?

@mh2062004 @JasonKerney For me? A few seconds or less. Every couple minutes. I'd add full testing to that question as well. My answer would be: with every check-in—several times a day at least.

In an interview, what would you ask the interviewer to see how Agile the company was? One of my favorite questions is: I want to go to a conference, what do I have to do? (You learn a lot about autonomy, and bureaucracy, and hierarchy.) What would you ask?

@JasonKerney @allenholub Out of interest, what would you consider to be a good answer?

@allenholub I often ask: How long does it take for your unit tests to run; and how often are they ran?

@JKCorden life is tough atm (as it is for everyone), but last night I caught some Gavin & Stacey and it made me properly laugh out loud, so thank you!

The whole country has changed its way of living, we're locked inside our homes, 7,000 dead & counting, and Stanley Jonhnson says his son's illness has "served an amazing purpose in that it's got the whole country to realise this is a serious event". What an utter bellend.

A picture paints a thousand words. #StayHome #SaveLives #Please

This is the best theory I've seen for how the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic started. It's long been obvious there was a coverup going on, the remaining question was what exactly was being covered up. Maybe this? youtube.com/watch?feature=…

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Passed some tennis courts while doing a quick Barney walk and they were full of people PLAYING DOUBLES Honestly everyone’s fucking mad. Do people not see what’s happening in Italy, here or basically THE WHOLE WORLD?! Social distancing isn’t fun for anyone but we HAVE to do it.