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Michael K

@michaeak

🇩🇪🇬🇧🇨🇳Entrepreneur, Business Analyst, IT Consultant (Java, JEE, Typescript, Angular, Oracle DB, Neo4J and Android), 🎮🛫📸♟🎨🏊🏻‍♂️⛸🎹🎸🏸🍷⛳️🏌🏽‍♂️🎱

in Germany near FRA, also DUS Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Michael K@michaeak·
@vlad_mihalcea Minutes of stackoverflow can save hours of debugging and reading the documentation 😉
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@ccutiepi3 China was played in the wrong way. Taking and giving the passport would be performed with both hands at the same time, out of respect
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tyr4@ccutiepi3·
Why’s so real 😭
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Dr. Lars Henrik Andersen 🇪🇺
Dr. Lars Henrik Andersen 🇪🇺@EUAITaxonomy·
I was on a grounded Lufthansa flight in Munich. A blizzard had closed the airport. We were parked on the tarmac for six hours. The American tourist next to me finally lost his mind. "This is a kidnapping!" he yelled. "Why can't they just get a bus? Or open the doors and let us walk to the terminal?!" I slowly closed my laptop. "Sir," I stated calmly. "You are requesting a multi-tiered violation of federal law." He stared at me, red-faced. "I'm requesting to get off the plane, Lars!" "It is Dr. Lars," I corrected. "And no," I explained. "The shuttle drivers have reached their maximum shift limit under the law. You cannot unilaterally suspend the European Working Time Directive just because you are experiencing mild lumbar discomfort in seat 14B." "Then let us walk!" he pleaded. "Absolutely not," I countered. "Do you possess a DIN EN ISO 20471 certified high-visibility vest? Have you completed the Fraport apron safety briefing? No. You are an uncertified civilian. Releasing you into the snow is a massive liability." The pilot announced we would be sleeping on the aircraft to respect the local noise curfew. The American put his head in his hands and groaned. I proudly reclined my seat by the permitted 2 degrees. Americans will break the rules in the name of "customer service." We will happily freeze in an aluminum tube to protect the integrity of the framework. A beautiful night for the rule of law.
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Michael K@michaeak·
🇩🇪Zugabe / 🇬🇧One More / 🇨🇳再来一个 zài lái yīgè
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Jörg @kachelmann anderswo: @realkachelmann
Die Betreiber der Bar von #CransMontana wären sehr wahrscheinlich in jedem anderen Kanton in U-Haft. Aber es ist das Wallis. Es ist der Teil des Wallis. Es ist Crans-Montana. Der Gemeindepräsident hat den Status eines Gottkönigs. Und die Morettis werden sicher sehr, sehr gut vernetzt sein, um es vorsichtig zu sagen. Und sie schlafen ja auch immerhin schon schlecht, da darf man nicht zu streng sein.
SteveRay@Srv72Ray

@Reiner_Kolberg @Kachelmann Gilt wohl auch für die Verantwortlichen der genehmigenden Behörde. Es besteht, auch auf Grund der nun bekannten Vorstrafen, zweifelsfrei Fluchtgefahr der Betreiber. Also längst Grund genug Untersuchungshaft anzuordnen. Worauf genau wartet die Staatsanwältin?

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Michael K@michaeak·
感谢上帝,今天终于周五了。 (Thanks God, it’s Friday)
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Markus Söder@Markus_Soeder·
Lange habe ich es vor mir hergeschoben: Jetzt habe ich mich endlich an der Hüfte operieren lassen. Alles gut verlaufen. Bin bereits in der Reha und trainiere fleißig. Bis ich komplett fit bin, wird es noch etwas dauern. Aber es geht schon wieder gut voran – auch bei der Arbeit im Büro. 😇
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Mo Zar Rella@GrmpyU·
Wer kennt Sie nicht, die {NOTOFFSET-FLIGHTS} (Bitte hier Wert einsetzen)
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Michael K@michaeak·
I am coming to the conclusion that being a Platinum member at @marriott @IHGOneRewards @All is worth 0. The hotel will get away with whatever mess they do and the customer has to sort things out with the hotel themselves. Brands lost control. Why I pay a surcharge?
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Michael K@michaeak·
@MBonvoyAssist My current case is not about any booking with a hotel of your group, appreciate your answer - you won the race by 4 minutes 😉 and in hindsight I have to say just one of my cases wasn’t resolved to my satisfaction, I should have approached you earlier (case already 4 years ago)
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